So maybe I am Anal about a few things...

a few things to remember about me:

1. I hate voicemails- normally I see that you called on caller ID and I am just not ready to talk. I talk on the phone for a living, yesterday I was on the phone for 3.5 hours with the same guy! 3 and a half hours!!!!!! So, maybe I don't ever want to talk on the phone again after a call like that- trust me, it is not you.
2. Don't you dare not respond to one of my emails, I don't care who you are. Perhaps I sent out a group email, okay, then maybe you can just ignore it, but if I personally ask you a question in an email and the question is to benefit you, or any way related to you, then I expect an answer, and if I don't get one, then I will put you on my ignore list so that you can't send me emails ever again. and secretly I will hate you just a little bit- you stupid, non-communicative butthole.
3. Don't ever shush me. I hate being shushed, and keep your chubby hands off me, you can get my attention without touching me with your hands.
4. Learn how to read people. If I am not listening, it is obvious, so why do you keep talking?
5. Understand that I am high maintenance at times, I do a lot for people, I go the extra mile, I will give you my left leg if you ask me too, but when I need you, I need you- and it is very rare that I need you. So, if you are not there for me when I need you, then I will never ask you for another favor again, and if I do, I gaurantee you it will only be to see if you wil do it or not. Yes, I am working on forgiveness, say a prayer for me- now.
6. Please move out of my way when I am driving. I am tired of you being on the road and not in a hurry. I work 45 miles from home, I am always in a hurry, I don't care if the light is red, I want you to drive up to the red light as if your butt is on fire, or as if you have diarrhea. Move it you slow, hideous person, or else I will slam my fist down on my horn so hard that my hands hurt, and I have released all frustration. If that don't work, I might jus run you over- what have I got to lose? Trust me- not much.
7. Know that even though I get mad, frustrated, and I need to vent, that I am still the nice guy that you know. .

Now please GET OUT OF MY FACE!!!