Wednesday, April 23, 2003

Some more things I hate- Since I am on this kick-

1. Tattle Tales- I thought when you got older you didn't have to deal with those, today, I was proved wrong and the worst part, I didn't do anything!!
2. Sore Muscles- ones that are sore, not from working out, but from being pulled or twisted- something is wrong with the muscle inside the back of my frickin knee- OUCH!
3. Frozen dinners- they are never really all that good, sometimes you think they are, or you talk yourself into liking them, but they aren't good, nor are they good for you.
4. Watching people eat nasty stuff on fear factor
5. The sound of other people peeing, and sometimes even myself
6. Talking on my cell phone without my hands free- my head hurts afterward, it has to be positioned perfectly over my ear hole or I can't hear you.
7. Wind- it interferes with frisbee and the speed of my driving, and really serves no other purposes besides perhaps circulation of air, but that's what fans are for.
8. Emotions- they are always screwing things up between friends, families, lovers, etc. Who needs them?
9. Black-eyed peas, no matter how you fix them, I still think they taste like dirt- some people even put honey or sugar in theirs, but they just taste like sweet dirt.
10.Underwear that's too tight, or those boxers that are made out of material that don't give when you bend or stretch so you have to buy them really big, unless you have no leg muscles at all, then you can buy them pretty small I guess.
11. Stinky cologne or perfume- why is it that the stinky ones are the ones people bathe in?
12. Cherry topping out of a can.
13. Chapped lips
14. Ashy skin- when did I become so dry? Before or after 27? I think after.

I am sure there will be more to come, it is amazing how freeing it is to get things off your chest. I probably just added a couple years to my life.

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