Friday, May 09, 2003

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Most Beautiful People

I love this magazine. This crazy materialistic, shallow world. People who do nothing but look AMAZING and inspire me to do some Yoga or Pilates. I love Reese Witherspoon, Jennifer Aniston, and Queen Latifah. I love them, I want to marry them. There are others, but lets start with these three. Queen Latifah, you larger than life beauty, I love you, I love the way you look, the way you talk, and I bet you smell good too. Your skin, your eyes, your teeth- but most of all your personality- I will just call you Delicious.

Aniston, with your warm complexion, cornflower blue eys, and simplicity, I want to wrap you up in my arms and never let you go. What does your hair smell like? How do you like your coffee? What makes you smile?

Reese Witherspoon, you are a delight. Your sweetness and radiance are like a cool breeze on a hot day. Your fresh, your inviting, your like new money ready to be spent. Crisp. You sparkle like diamonds, you glow, you are radiant and if you will divorce your hubby Ryan Phillipe, we could be together. So, maybe you have a couple of kids, I don't mind, instant family, just add Eddo.

Enough of that- now it is time to bash- What are some of these people doing in this magazine? Who in the world says Christina Aguilera is a beautiful person? She is stanky. There are others that don't deserve to be in this selection, but I won't go into that now- I could be ranting all night.

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