Jimmy's Birthday Reloaded

Jimmy turned 29 yesterday- yep, and I saw him all of about 5 minutes. He is one of my best friends in the world, so for the life of me I can't figure out why he would schedule a birthday party that I couldn't attend!? WHY JIMMY, WHY!!!??? Just kidding, I was totally invited, but I had to work, and in actuality, I could've taken off early, waited in line with him, and then forced myself to sit there and enjoy it while 500 other Matrix fans writhed with glee in their seats, but hey, I am 27 and I am finally learning the meaning of the word Responsibility. If I took off for every super-cool amazing movie that is coming out this summer, I would have to take off at least once a week. So, jimmy, I hope your birthday was a hoot. Really.