Whine Stopper!

If someone could invent a spray that would keep people from whining, they could make a fortune. It is okay to state the fact that you have a problem, but please do not repeatedly interrupt me while I am trying to assist you. Do not Huff, Do no Puff, Do no under any circumstances go into whine mode while you are relaying your problem. Just tell me, if I can fix it, I will- adding a double dose of whine on top will not make me resolve your problem faster. Also, in order for me to tell you how to fix your problem, I am going to need you to SHUT UP for 2 seconds- just 2. And then, once I do resolve your problem after you told me that you tried this same thing 82 times- and then it works, don't repeatedly tell me how amazed you are that it worked while I was on the phone- do not attempt to discredit my genius as if I am magic. I am not. I just do this all the time, so please call me, let me do my job, that way, you can get back to yours.