Over me.

I realize by now that most people are just over me. After having a total of 36 comments posted to my website in the last 6 months with over 100 posts, I find that my site is visited by people who either don't like me, or don't care to comment. So, I removed the comments section of my site, and decided that this site is no longer going to be called eddo and company, but just eddo, because I have no company.

Is it because I no longer have a cell phone that I am so utterly uncool? Perhaps it is my trendy clothes or intimidating size that cause you to shy away, heaven knows it can't be my witty banter and charm, I have neither and don't care to acquire them. It seems that everyone now days wants to get noticed for something, but what is so bad about not being noticed at all? I tell you, it's not that bad, I used to think it was the worst thing in the world, but not being noticed can be quite refreshing and peaceful.

Not having a phone is somewhat cathartic as well. I don't ever have to turn down my radio on the way to work, I never wonder if my phone is ringing while I am in the shower, and I am not called upon, or invited to do anything- and then your "friends" have an excuse- "Well, you don't have a phone" they say this like they have never heard of other forms of communication, like email, or snail mail, or just stopping by... but alas I digress.

Here is a letter to all of my non-commenting friends- I think you are ugly and stupid. There, another very therapeutic thing is making fun of people for no reason at all whatsoever. Being negative and venting about nothing is just plain fun, and sometimes being downright mean is exhilirating- try it sometime, try it on me- I will probably hit you in the face, but later I will applaude you for being so brave.