Can't you take a joke?

I was just kidding about being good at everything, I was just trying to boost my ego, and then later I found a whole list of things I am not very good at. I can't jump rope all that good anymore, and I am a really bad sneaker- one time I tried to sneak across the front of the stage at church and Matt Hilliard pointed it out and everyone got a good laugh, it is hard to sneak when you are as big as I am.

So what are you good at?

And more importantly- what are you bad at?