Holy Crap that is cute!


I was just meandering over all of the websites that I visit on a daily basis and I found a picture that made me think- Holy Crap- that's cute. The instant I saw this I couldn't help but think- Holy Crap, that little thing is a cutie patootie.


This picture came from the undeniably clever and talented Dooce from www.dooce.com, I don't normally like to steal ideas from her- but sometimes I like to flatter her and as my best friend jimmy told me once when I copied his site- "Imitation is the best form of flattery" which is a quote I think he heard from the Dali Lama or Martha Stewart- or someone else really spiritual like them.


Back to my point, this picture is so cute that it made me want to immediately get married and procreate because I know with my deliciously carmel colored skin, and exquisite features that as soon as my wife gives birth, she will not be screaming from the pain, instead she will be screaming with delight because our child will be so incredibly beautiful. It will be such a wonderful moment that she will immediately try to get me in the bed so that we can continue to populate the world with a myriad of beautiful children- however, I will have to tell her that I am not in the mood- of course I will be joking- once I have found Mrs. Edward Charles Renz I will always be in the mood- I mean holy crap, I have been waiting for almost 28 years!- but it would be fun to fain not in the moodness for about 3 seconds.

We will name our first little girl Mercedes, we will call her Mercy for short, and the world will be a little tiny bit better because of her extremely cute presence.

So, here I am, single, and delighted to be- until I see this extremely cute picture that makes me say- Damn- that is a cute kid(pardon my language but no other adjective really described it so fittingly), so cute that I will give up having a bed all to myself, so cute that I will allow someone else to cook for me, and pick out my clothes and comb my hair, so cute that I will allow myself to be tied down to the same face and body, day, after day, after day- if a picture can do that- then it has to be one seriously cute picture- and it is.


So, if you are ready to settle down, if you are single, widowed, or divorced, strikingly beautiful- inside and out and most importantly- you have a Christian background, please give me a call- my number is 940-367-7603- or 940-PRO-CRE8

As always- I love you.