Unfortunate Cookies
I remember a time when Chinese Food places were rare, now they are almost as prevalent as McDonalds and Starbucks.
One of my favorite things about eating Chinese Food is the overly crunchy (So crunchy that I don't eat them) Fortune Cookie!
Well, as of late, I have noticed a decline in the fortunes that are foretold in the proverbial cookie. I could pontificate on this subject, compare it to the decline in our economy and morals- but I will let the cookies speak for themselves...
Don't let friends impose on you. Work Calmly and Silently.
That special someone loves to see the light in your eyes.
You should be able to make money and hold on to it.
You will be successful in anything relating to sports.
Success is at your fingertips- open your eyes.
You will have much happiness through the Internet.
What does all this garble mean? Who writes this lame, unimaginative, dribble? What happened to the high standards that are always set by the Chinese? Did they start sub-contracting the fortune cookie market?
How can I live in a world where my fortune cookies are so unfortunate? God only knows...
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Build a watch in 179 easy steps - by C. Forsberg.
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Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
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