Thesaurusly Speaking

Today it was a little muggy/rainy/wet outside and I really had a great deal/plethora/gazillion things to do and so I just grinned and beared it/kept a stiff upper lip/chinned up and went and did some serious shopping with Dumas. It is not like two guys to go and buy 400 dollars worth of stuff, but when it is on sale/40/50/75% off- who can say no? We were shopping like two crack ho's at a crack sale/like Winona Ryder on Rodeo drive/like Will and Grace at Barney's.

The fun part of shopping with someone cool like Dumas is that you can have a blast/good time even though you are doing something that most guys consider kind of a drag/bore/lame. We totally scammed/checked out/ogled all the finery that the mall had to offer and when I say finery- of course I mean the ladies. The galleria has what I like to call a smattering/a google/an abevy of very attractive ladies- and they are of all ages/sizes/shapes- and lets not forget colors. And when I say, scamming/checking out/ogling- I really mean just that.

The mall is a place where you can see all kinds of people- especially in Dallas. There are so many people that are dressed to the 9's/pimped out/g'd up/bling blingin/iced out/lookin fly/fresh/phat/tight/hip/cool/dope/slammin/hot that it ain't even funny- It's a people watchers paradise.

We also kicked it at Pei Wei(pronounced Pay Way)- or as the Wiese's like to call it- Cheap Chang's- It's good- but it ain't so cheap- I like to call it- Pei Wei out that A- if you catch my drift/smell what I am cookin/know what I am workin with...

So later we decided to head over to the show and catch a movie- 50 First Dates. I thought it was going to be cliche/trite/cheesy/lame- but it turned out to be funny/hilarious/gut busting and even sweet/sensitive/heart warming.

All in all- it was a good day, spent chillin/relaxin/kickin it with a good friend, filled with lots of laughs.

I hope all you homies/friends/brothas/ sistas/dawgs/ladies are doing well- you know I got your back/I'm there for you/- good lookin out money-