My Tooth Hurts!
What time is it when you have to go to the dentist?
Tooth:Hurty!
My entire upper torso is in pain. My head hurts, my face hurts, my front teeth hurt, my ear hurts- the pain is emanating from my upper left back tooth and is radiating from my body so that even when people get near me, they too are crippled with pain.
I don't understand why my tooth still hurts, I have already spent a months salary on this tooth which has required 2 root canals and 2 crowns over 10 years.
Should I just get this thing removed? Isn't that like 5 bucks? But they say that your teeth will get all wampy-jawed if you have one pulled. I can't afford braces at 28!
5 Comments:
(Read this post as if you were a hick, it will help the understanding of words)***WIMP!...I say, PULL EM ALL OUT!...Heck, back in my day, when I would go a complainin to paw-paw about my back tooth hurtin, he'd a tell me to go a grab the Hammer and Screw driver. Now, don't you a talk to me about pain...CAUSE I KNOW PAIN!!! AND PAIN KNOWS MEEEEEE!!!!(Now, for that last sentence, the true feeling wont come out unless you say it in a deathly devilish way, Thanks):)
(Read this post as if you were a hick, it will help the understanding of words)***WIMP!...I say, PULL EM ALL OUT!...Heck, back in my day, when I would go a complainin to paw-paw about my back tooth hurtin, he'd a tell me to go a grab the Hammer and Screw driver. Now, don't you a talk to me about pain...CAUSE I KNOW PAIN!!! AND PAIN KNOWS MEEEEEE!!!!(Now, for that last sentence, the true feeling wont come out unless you say it in a deathly devilish way, Thanks):)
oops..that wasn't me
lmao...
Hey loser, go to a different dentist for a second opinion. If that doesn't work try an endodontist.
"You're dollar is like a quarter to me." Remember that night? One hell of a bachelor party.
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