Where have all the Latin's gone?
 
Oh you get me ready in your 56 Chevy 
Why don't we go sit down in the shade
Take shelter on my front porch
The dandy lion sun scorch,
Would you like a glass of cold lemonade
 
I will do laundry if you pay all the bills
 
Where is my Shakira
Where is my Salma Hayek
Where is my happy ending
 Where have all the Latin's gone?
 
 Why don't you stay the evening
 Kick back and watch the Latino Music Awards
And I'll fix a little something to eat
Oh I know your back hurts
 from dancing in stilettos
How do you take your coffee my sweet
 
I will raise the children if you pay all the bills
 
Where is my Rosylen Sanchez 
Where is my Eva Mendez
Where is my happy ending
 Where have all the Latins gone
 
I am wearing my new dress tonight
But you don't, but you don't even notice meS
ay goodbyes Say goodbyes Say goodbyes
 
We finally sold the Chevy
When we had another baby
And you took the job in Tennessee
You made friends at the farm
And you joined them at the bar
Almost every single day of the week
 
I will wash the dishes while you go have a beer
 
 Chorus Where is Enrique Iglesias
 Where is Ricky Martin
Where is my happy ending
 Where have all the Latins gone?
 
 Where is Marc Anthony
 Where is all the Latino Fun 
Where is my lonely J-Lo
 Where have all the Latins gone
 Where have all the Latins gone
Where have all the Latins gone
Yippee yo, yippee yeah