Plano Man Finally Decides to Clean Kitchen

After weeks of procrastination and just all around laziness, West Plano Resident Eddie Renz, finally decided to clean his kitchen. Friends and family had wondered why they weren't being invited over to Eddie's house and even neighbors began to suspect something was awry when they noticed a sign on the door that said, "Keep Out- Toxic Waste".

Rosemary Westchesterfield, a neighbor that lives across the portico from Eddie at the Amli apartment complex said, "Well, normally he leaves his door open and is real friendly, but lately he seems closed off and depressed, when I said Merry Christmas he replied, Go to Hell! It just wasn't like him".

According to close sources, Mr. Renz finally decided to clean his kitchen when he saw a large cockroach drinking a beer while dining on a plate of left over spaghetti.

Dana Renz, mother of Eddie Renz stated, "Eddie is normally a very clean person, for him to let his kitchen get this dirty he must be going through on of his 'Phases'."

News of the clean kitchen spread when a maintenance man repaired Mr. Renz's garbage disposal. Mario, a long time maintenance worker at the apartment complex stated, "When I went in to repair the disposal the kitchen was immaculate, so clean you could eat off the floor and so I did."

Area residents, friends and family say they still have not been invited back to Eddie's house, but that it is a good thing because they are all tired after the holidays and they are sure Eddie is too.

A new sign has been placed on Eddie's front door that seems to have been brought on by his latest New Years Resolution- it reads, "DON'T FEED THE EDDO".