The Cycle... Has Begun
Fizogen - On Cycle
I just started a very expensive supplementation cycle called "On-Cycle" by Fizogen. Fizogen has done a really good job of packaging and marketing their product. It is everywhere in muscle magazines, and the bottle looks really cool and tough and when you pay a lot for something then you just feel like it is going to work better than if you spent less money- but that isn't always the case.
Fizogen "On-Cycle" promises to grow me some really large muscles. I have been on it for 2 days now and the only thing that I have noticed is that I am not near as sore as I normally am after my Monday chest workout, and, I feel really muscular. I know that sounds dumb, but I am already big and I have worked out a lot in the past, but this is the first time where I really feel like the workouts are paying off. Part of the pay-off has been from the last 4 months of working out. I can't believe that that it has already been 4 months and I have worked out consistently 3-5 times a week, rarely missing a workout unless it just couldn't be helped. I have lost 10 pounds and I can fit in many pairs of pants that were too tight before. I don't expect to see large amounts of weight loss as old fat is replaced by new muscle, however, inches around the waise do matter and so I need to get me one of those tape measures so I can better measure my progess.
Fizogen also marketed it's product like a sterroid. Most body building sterroids are taken in cycles, a 6 week period of taking the roids, and then a 6 week "off-cycle" where you take something else, or nothing at all. Fizogen created a pill called "Off-Cycle" that you take for 30 days after you take the "On-Cycle" for 30 days. For 3 bottles of the pills it cost me 160 dollars. Then there is the purchase price of the creatine and the protein - enough for two months as well and that is another 75 dollars. So I am in to netrition for 235 samolies, judys, duckets, greenbacks, washington's, bones, dollars....
So why am I going through all of this trouble? Because for the first time in my life I don't want to just be big, I want to be really big, I want to be huge. Not freakish huge, but like "The Rock" huge. If you watch the special behind the scenes features of "The Rundown" you will see how awesome "The Rock" physique is. He's big and proportionate, but not freakish, just cool. He and I also have similar builds, we are the same height, and we have similar skin tones. Okay, I admit it, I want to BE THE ROCK. Just Kidding, he is just someone that I use as a goal, a model, a frame of reference. I will probably never be as lean, or as cut as "The Rock", but I am going to try to be.
Mucho Amor
4 Comments:
eddie. REALLY. are you KIDDING me? you are already big and muscly. i can't imagine you any bigger.
i mean, PEOPLE! HAVE YOU SEEN THIS MAN'S LEGS? HIS CALVES? ANYTIME I AM AROUND HIM, AND HE'S WEARING SHORTS, IT IS REQUIRED BY NATURE THAT I STARE IN AWE AT HIS CALVES. they're the size of FOOTBALLS.
yes. i STARE at his calves. if only I had calves HALF that size. ONE FOURTH that size. Eddie, take a picture of one of your calves and post it as the masthead of your site. SERIOUSLY.
yes, eddie. i cannot believe this blog. i cannot imagine you any more muscular. i do not believe your skin can stretch THAT much.
you. must. go. get. camera. right. now. and. take. pictures. of. them. and. form. a. new. masthead. Now. go. click. click. flash. flash. fast. fast. upload. now. NOW!
:) heehee! :)
I'm trying to picture Jessica with Eddie's calves and I would look at her and think, Oh My Word that girl is weird looking. The calves work on Eddie but Jessica I think you would look like you had tree trunks for legs.
Dude!!! You are crazy!! I can understand loosing some weight around the waist, but you already are the rock, or maybe more of a boulder, but you could take anybody I know.
Caleb
Cool. Once I look like Vin Diesel, let's fight.
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