Straight Up Now Tell Me...
Last night while watching American Idol Paula Abdul could not keep her hands off of Simon Cowell. Since the first season a thick sexual tension has hung in the air like an old ladies perfume. Simon actually had some nice comments to say to the contestants and apparently Paula was so over-joyed by his compliments that she felt compelled to throw herself upon him and plant kisses on his cheek. The first time I thought she was just being sweet, but the third and fourth times it was a bit obvious that she was thirsty for a tall glass of Simon Cowell.
And... I can't say that Paula's feelings are one sided. Is it my imagination or is Simon feigning dislike a little too much? If you really don't like someone you just come out and tell them, "stop". However, if you actually like the attention you just make faces and act like the person showing you affection is a little crazy- like Simon did last night.
All I know is that while watching the show I thought that if Simon said one more nice compliment that Paula might start a full on make-out fest (I was going to say lap dance but I thought that might be too off-color)right there on national television!
Paula, Simon, we love you, but the two of you need to get a room.
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I completely agree with you. I totally think there is something going on behind the scenes with the two of them. It was just so weird how she was kissing him all the time for making a good comment. He does it occasionally when deserved so it shouldn't come as that great of a thing. Maybe she was popping too many pills last night before the show. I still can't believe they are redoing the whole thing tonight because of the graphics screw-up. Fun stuff! Another night of performances just to give Mikalah the boot since she has been consistently bad lately!
are you really gonna love me forever, oh oh oh, or am I caught in a hit n run.
is it gonna be you and me forever, oh oh oh, or are you just havin fun
I can keep going but I think that i have shared too much of my knowledge of early 90's pop music
i used to love that song, and i would walk up and down the sidewalk in front of my house, twirling my baton, singing it. keep in mind that i lived in the country, so the sidewalk was like 100 yards off the main road, literally 5 feet in front of our house. why did we have a sidewalk there anyways?
i got a little sidetracked, and plus i like to buzz buzz ding ding all of eddie's contraptions that notify him when someone posts, so i'm posting again.
i don't really watch American Idol, and really I have no idea what is going on other than what you tell me. so, how do i know that you and mel haven't just fabricated this story to lead me to believe that something going on between Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell?
Huh? How do I know??
please insert an "is" between "something" and "going on" in my previous post.
Thank you,
The Anal Management.
"I can keep going but I think that i have shared too much of my knowledge of early 90's pop music"
Or
"and i would walk up and down the sidewalk in front of my house, twirling my baton, singing it."
Boy do I feel old.
JES!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU SAID ANAL MANAGEMENT ON MY SITE!! OMW! TOO FUNNY!!!
Ben out of curiosity how old are you? If you feel more comfortable leaving a range then that is fine. I do have an age limit of people that I associate with and you are leading me to believe that you fall in the too old range and that would be a shame because I have really enjoyed you being a part of our blogmunity. But those are the rules if you're old you're out.
***PC Alert, PC Alert, PC alert***
I realized after reading my post that it may be construed at non-PC and in some way offensive to our wiser generations (not old people, not old people). Therefore, I wish to withdraw the idea tht I would limit my friendship or association with these wise and longer living people (not old people). I am an equal opportunity person (unless you're ugly or smell funny that is) and I welcome all generations to the innerfold.
Please note: sarcasm is a dangerous thing when translated through electronic media.
eddie, ever since you commented on my anal management comment, i can't help but interpret it as me being a manager of anus' rather than an anal person who calls herself The Management.
Thank you,
The Anal Manager of Anus'
Katie-
But you guys are soooo (and yes I did use 4 o's) funny... PLEASE let me be in your group! I am not that old... really I'm not... just because my formative years were in the 80's that doesn't make me too old... does it? To clarify, I am 32. But Sydney is 28 which makes me about 30 cause she keeps me young... right?? (Please say I am young enough to be in your cool group. lol ;)
Ben you are so in the group. You actually fit quite nicely in our statistical spread of age. You in no way throw off our median age. Congratulations old man (oops did that slip out) you are in the group. Actually you fit in with the male side, which is older, and Sydney fits well with the woman side, which is younger yet prettier, smarter, and more mature.
Once again, I Rock.
I made the list... umm...no wait. that was the other day... I made the group! I made the group! I made the group!
Very nice site! » »
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