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I-POD I-PEX I-LUST
The newest technology marketed at men is not in the form of a cell phone, an MP3 Player, or a DLP television, no, it is in the form of a bra. The new IPEX from Victoria's Secret with "Government Patent Pending" is now on sale with MORE COVERAGE THAN EVER!!! More television coverage that is...
We all know that sex sells, but Victoria's Secret keeps raising the bar. Not only is the commercial super hot(I only saw a brief glimpse), but they added the whole government patent pending thing and a name like IPEX to make it sound like a piece of cool technology - and what do guys like almost as much as sex? Cool Technology! And so Victoria's latest secret is that she has tapped into a man's brain like they did in that movie "The Manchurian Candidate" with Denzel Washington and Liev Shreiber. This people, this is MIND CONTROL, there is no stopping it until Jesus himself comes back.
So... I am at my friend Girja's house last night and she probably thought I was sumo gay because I kept" not watching" these commercials.
a) Those commercials are really inappropriate
b) It is akward watching a commercial like that with a girl right next to you
c) I am a christian and I am not supposed to be seeing women dancing around in sexy attire.
Girja knows that I am a Christian, but she also knows that I am a man and what man turns away from a commercial with Gisele in it? Let me tell you, IT IS A RARITY PEOPLE!!!!
I must ask, why are the commercials geared toward men? Or do women see those commercials and think, "Yeah, I would look just like her if I had that bra..." I guess that is probably the case.
So, women, it is up to you to boycott Victoria's Secret and stop buying their clothes so they will go out of business and stop showing those tantalizing commercials. It is your responsibility to put on more clothing and to start wearing large black cloaks around your body like they do in IRAQ and at the nunnery. It is your job to say "NO" and to stop putting yourselves on billboards and beer commercials objectifying yourself for a buck.
And guys, it is our job to keep turning our heads away - as hard as it is, we must turn away and not look back - Remember Lot's Wife.
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that is, until you marry. and then you will shove your wife in the car, drive to the mall, lead her in VS by the hand, and purchase for her the iPex in one of every color.
i haven't heard of this new bra. me thinks i need to check it out!
mission completed. FYI, the pics were not that great. i'm confused here.
eddo, this is not for you to answer or ponder. you should be thinking about iPods and brisket sandwiches, not iPex and buxom blondes.
brisket sandwiches, buddy. BRISKET SANDWICHES.
Eddie - I will put forth this fact: Lingerie is for men. Women would much rather wear a t-shirt to bed than a nighty and would much rather choose undergarments for their comfort than their sexiness. Lingerie was made for men and as such is marketed to men, or to a woman who wants to entice, impress, or lure a man. I have seen the VS commercials and let me tell you there is nothing enticing about a bra that needs to be patented by the US government, unless of course they came up with the most comfortable and least annoying bra and it was so special that they needed to stamp it with a government issued approval for every woman’s dream. Alas that is not so, these bras promise to enhance (nice word for squeeze the life out of) show off (really meaning barely cover or perform their joy) and make you the envy of your friends (i.e. that men will flock to you and not them because you are wearing this special bra – newsflash it is under your clothes so the only way men will see it is if we all run around shirtless and that is just a stupid idea). So Eddie stay strong in your VS abstaining. Here’s a thought, why aren’t there sexy commercials for men’s underthings? What about some good looking man showing off the government patented boxers that are all the rage and will make women fall at your feet. Why? Because we thing men’s underthings are ugly and not worth thinking about. So there.
Are you kidding? Boycott VS? That's the best thing that's happened to guys since the remote control.
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