Blogging is to Eddie like Crack is to:

A. Plumber
B. Crack Ho
C. Sidewalk


I can't believe that I am actually getting to post something! Blogger has been down almost all afternoon - and I have stuff to say to the internet! Listen blogger gods, what must I sacrifice in order to keep you up and working?! You already have my soul, what more do you want from me! (Eddie spins in circles and shakes his hands wildly while looking up into a black void, a world of nothingness surrounds him, and emptiness so complete that time and space cease to exist)

For real though, I was trying to test the new template for Married in Minnesota and I had to go and manually make edits to the page and I don't like having to do that, I'll admit it, I am lazy and I like things to work when I want them to work - IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? IS IT?

Here is Ben's template http://www.postednote.com/work.htm

It was by far the hardest template I have ever done, sorry Ben, but I must tell my readers that the lady who created your blog template gets an A+ in design and a C- in CSS coding. She had all these extra tags and divs everywhere and so many
's that I thought I was going to go OUT OF MY MIND - but thankfully with a little patience I got the template to work correctly. Another thing I am struggling with is Adobe Photoshop...

Dear Makers of Photoshop,

please make a Photoshop for Dummies version because your application is not intuitive and I have been working with it for 2 years now and I still have barely scratched the surface. Photoshop is harder to learn that the most obscure of foreign languages. I could learn Sanskrit or Farsi faster than I could learn Photoshop 7.0.

Sincerely,

Eddie Renz - A Big Dummy

I have this really cheesy program called “Microsoft Picture It” that comes with gateway PC's and it is on my home PC and it is SOOOO user friendly and it does almost everything that Photoshop can do, and more, but I don't have that program on my laptop and my laptop is where I do most of my work from. Ugh.

What I need is just a simple USB storage key so I can easily transfer images from one PC to the other, but I am way too busy to go to the store and buy one and I don't like spending money unless it is on drugs!(jk)Oh, and many of you have asked about getting hosting for your site and this is how you do it.

Go to http://www.betterlivingthroughdesign.com/order.htm and you can get your website hosted for just 7 bucks a month. My friend Kris runs this service and she is great and her plans rock. And if you want to register your own domain name, the cheapest way to do it is through www.godaddy.com - it is only 8.95 a year for domain name registration.

If you need any help at all just give me a holler!

Let me know if you like Ben's new template, I live for your feedback, it validates my existence...

bear hugs and big kisses - ON THE LIPS!