Everybody Loves Bonnie!
Last night I went to Denton Bible Church to see Cody Miller play the drums for the band. I only went to see him and to spend some time with him, something I haven't done enough of lately.
After church Cody and his brother Travis, and Travis' girlfriend Bonnie and I went to Good Eats for dinner. Bonnie and I had already hit it off after just hanging out for a few minutes. She said a few key words that endeared her to me almost instantly, she said, "You are really funny." People, if there is one thing that you can say to me that will make me flip for you it is, "You are really funny". To me being told "you are funny" is the highest form of praise. And, not only that, this girl was HILARIOUS, and she played Tekken 5 with Travis and I, and she quoted Anchorman! Unfortunately, she was already dating Travis and she was only 18 otherwise I would have popped the question last night - ON BENDED KNEE!! ON BENDED KNEE PEOPLE!
So I am leaving Cody's house and it is almost 10 and I get halfway to Plano and suddenly I feel like there is something ALIVE in my stomach. I think to myself, "Am I Pregnant?" "Is there some alien spawn inside my... stomach?" I don't have a uterus and a baby can't live inside a stomach due to the acid that digests the food, but last night I suddenly felt these UNBELIEVABLE gas pains in my stomach like - Intense PAIN like I have NEVER felt in my 29 years. Forgive me for being a potty mouth, but people, you just don't understand, it felt as though there were 10 fetal feet trying to push there way out of my stomach, the pain was so intense and so unexpected that I thought I was going to have to pull over on the side of the road. Thankfully I didn't, but something I ate at good eats must have caused these- so beware.
The funny thing about having this type of gas was that earlier in the evening when I was talking with Trav and Bon on the back porch Travis said, "Have you ever just ended a date and as soon as your date got out of the car you just ripped one?" and I was like, "Umm... I think everyone has done that before, sometimes you just have to rip a howdy and it comes at an inopportune time."
And Bonnie just laughed through all of that as well, what a catch! Travis, please tell me Bonnie has an older sister that is just as cute and hilarious and ready to get married.
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I am right there with ya Eddie... I have told Sydney several times that being pregnant is like having bad gas... She just smacks me... but I guess I am not the only one. LOL.
Oh, you ARE funny, Eddo! I've been reading your blog for a while and enjoy it immensely. Check mine out later today for a good story about gas. You are not alone, Buddy, not when it comes to gas. Also, check out my friend Angela's brand new site at www.angelaineurope.blogspot.com She's 26 and single. (And will kill me for that, but hey, I've got a lot of time on my hands today, so why not matchmake?)
eddie. you're not the first person that has had that feeling after eating at Good Eats.
it's been on my "bad" list for a while.
good thing I no longer live in Denton.
Eddie - Don't even mention the evilness of Good Eats. I have yet to eat there without having projectile vomiting ensure within 4 hours. Remember the time I barfed in the parking lot when you, me and AMA went there one night. I almost barfed in the back seat of the 'stang and AMA was freakin out to get the seat to go up so I could tumble out of the car. You laughed at me (laughed hard) that night. I did not feel the love that night from you or AMA. Oh well I have sworn off Good Eats, because it may be good the first time but it is bad on the way back up.
Ed, Were you there with us at Good Eats the night after Heirborne when Sarge's chair was covered in SYRUP and Joe B. had a HAIRBALL in his salad the size of a TENNISBALL?!?!!! It was outrageously terrible. They wouldn't even refund him - just offered to replace it with another (likely poisoned) salad. And the solution to Sargie's syrupy chair was not an apology and a replacement chair - but shoving the box of napkins towards him. My theory's that they were against us because we were "church people" ... and they're E-VIL! How in the world do they get people to drive out there?!
SNIK - OMW I remember that night, that was another nail in the coffin for me and good eats.
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