The NRB Society - Pitching Tents Since God Created Adam

Mom - you are not allowed to read this!!

Ladies, I am all for Women's rights, I am not a male chauvanist, I am all about gender equality, but there is one society that is an all male society and it is exclusive - The NRB Society.

For some reason over the weekend while riding up to Shreveport if I sat a certain way I would get an NRB. As you get older I think you get these less and less and they seem to be most prominent during puberty, but 99% of the time when you get them they come at a very inopportune time. Fortunately, when you are in school you normally have a stack of books or a book back to hide the NRB, but sometimes if you are swimming, or say jumping off a high dive in front of a bunch of people at Turner Falls, then they only thing you can do to hide the tent in your shorts is to forego the dive and instead opt of the cannonball.

The NRB is something that is not a fun experience. Often times it can be quite painful, especially if you are wearing very restrictive clothing. The NRB normally doesn't last for very long, thankfully, but when it comes there is not much you can do about it. Much like a charlie-horse or a muscle spasm, it has a mind of it's own - there is no warning, there is no stopping it.

I know that this inconvenience is nothing compared to the myriad of physical problems women have to face on a daily basis - as a matter of fact, I think you ladies have the exclusive society thing on lock with the having babies and all, but I just wanted to make sure that you were aware that we men do have at least one society that is all our own - The No Reason Boner Society.