I'm it!

I was totally tagged by Faith in Florida and Adrianne despite my many attempts to outrun them they still caught me! So at least this isnt' freeze tag or else I would have to get someone to unfreeze me by crawling through my legs. I am big, and I can't run very fast, and so I won't be tagging anyone else, personally I prefer Red Rover, Red Rover, let Clarissa come over...

If I could be a rap artist... I would take rap into a whole new direction mixing in Asian sounds and oriental funk - My rap name would be Vanilla Rice.

If I could be a secret agent... I would spy on Katie of Kpinion, Jes of Just Say Jes, and Ben of Married in Minnesota, because I think that all three of them live double lives - KT is really a super heroine who dresses up a lot like cat woman and punishes children who don't respect their teachers or use proper grammar and punctuation, Jes is a closet party girl who sneaks out and turns the the town upside down, and Ben puts on his wrestling singlet from college and tries to spontaneously wrestle people on the street.

If I could be a comedian... I would make people laugh so hard that their insides would explode, people would quite literally die from laughing - but what a way to go.

If I could be a priest... I practically already am, and so if I became one then I would totally look cool in that priestly garb, black is my color.

If I could be a radio announcer... I would give a shout out to all my blog friends - what's up Edgy Mama, Genuine over in G-Tizzown, Angelica my #1 Fan and her baby(hi baby!), my crew Jes, Katie, and Ben, my peeps Faith and Adrianne, my dawg OD, The Wife, Pixy, Tisha in Texas, Square Slant, Melissa, The Staff Seargants Wife, Always Victoria, CMiller, Lava Locust, Robin up in New Englizzand, Lacey GG, Sass-basket Amanda Johson of course Mom (Hi Mom!), and the rest of my blog family, each one of you make life infinitely sweeter.

It's Mother's Day weekend and so to all of you mothers I hope you have a wonderful weekend, unfortunately, if your children get you a shirt that says #1 mom on it - that role is already taken by MY mother and so I would like you to forward your shirts or hats or mugs that say #1 Mom directly to my mom.

Thanks in Advance!

Happy Mother's Day!!!