Feature me in People - PLEASE!
So I am on the elliptical machine yesterday and I see this girl perusing a magazine of People's 50 most eligible bachelors. I don't normally read magazine's while working out, but I couldn't help eavesread over her shoulder as she turned page after page.
One page really caught my eye - http://www.jasonmulgrew.com/people.php
When she got off the machine I said, "Are you done with that magazine?" She readily handed it over and I flipped to the page where this blogger dude was posted as an eligible bachelor because he posted about his dating life on his blog.
Jealous much? Yes.
Now I am furiously scheming ways to get my blog noticed in something like "O" or "Martha Stewart" two magazines that are really changing the face of America - and have a large readership of single women.
Also, all these posts about being single and needing love smack of desperation - which I am not. On the contrary, I plan to be married by the time I am 35 so that gives me a few more years before I reach the desperation stage. When I hit that stage I will be posting glamour shots of myself and I will give you even more intimate details of my psyche which will be so bizarre they will be sure to drive the women away - which is what desperation always seems to do.
19 Comments:
don't get desperate!
OH? *eyebrow raises* Lia was that a discrete comment from a single woman whose is elligible? Hmmm... Eddie... I think you are ignoring those single woman that are reading your blog "checking you out" as we speak.
eddie! you TOTALLY need to be featured in one of these magazines! let's start scheming!
Eddie you could so be an eligible bachelor for People.
There's are definitely some single female bloggers checking you out, babe.
And I'm up for scheming anytime.
OF COURSE THERE ARE SINGLE BLOGGETTES CHECKING YOU OUT MAN!
(wink) and I am making my return blog tour soon - check out my blog later today :)
Hey.. i AM 35!!! YOu calling me DEsperate!!!
(well I did have naked photos posted at one point...)
ok fine.. they werent naked... IM DESPERATE!!!
wait, are we called bloggettes? Because I don't think I want to be called that.
Eddie, I will keep you in mind if I run across any single women. Or at least, single women who are not yet desperate but think they might be in the next few years. That way you'd be at about the same place.
What's wrong with being single? Personally I am not desperate, I don't think I want to get married, but next year I turn 30, and maybe that switch will go off in my head. Let me know if you have any luck with getting into People. I may have to use your techniques in about 5 years.
oh, nothing is wrong with being single - 99% of the time I love it. But I want kids and that normally requires a female and personally I require that she be married to me and desperately, hopelessly, head-over-freakin' heels in love with me. Just like Rachel McAdams in The Notebook, or perhaps that girl who was in love with Matt Damon in that movie where he is really smart... what movie was that again? Anyway, when she broke up with him she was crushed - I want someone to love me so much that they feel like they would die without me and I want to feel the same way about them.
Hmm. Right then. I will put that on the list of requirements to screen for when canvassing available females.
That sounds very romantic--surely that would appeal to a large percentage of the female population?
Thanks JLR, that would be much appreciated.
I got desperate and I got married and last week Carl Wayne and I celebrated being married to each other 27 years and ....the little boy across the street says I'm only 30 so I think I'm in love with him...lol
I planned to be stinking rich by 35.......*sigh* the road to hell is paved with the best of intentions. I guess if kids were currency....
Whoa. I can't believe he made the list. Jason M. stole my car!
You definitely are better looking than that dork in People. I saw that article in my weekly obsession of deny I am obsessed about the stars and got so mad that they portrayed him instead of our very own Eddo I started to throw out the book. I quickly came to my senses and realized that I would be breaking laws in many different countries if I quit reading People until I got to the end, and then finished the crossword. But let me tell you.. when I was done I threw it away with GREAT FORCE.
I am 36 years old, single and not desperate yet! I do want kids and when the right one comes along I will know it. So don't make it sound like life ends at 35, maybe 40 but not 35, lol. Hang in there! :)
Good luck with that. I think you could make it. I saw the people guy--don't worry--I'm sure most people were not too impressed. Check out Rosie's blog. She probably still has connections. Just a lame suggestion, I'm sure.
Oh, BTW, it was Good Will Hunting.
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