Thursday, July 07, 2005

The Apprentice - Season IV

A Posted Note Behind-the-Scenes Exclusive!


Kermit, Trump, and the EMC Cow

Word on the street is that on Season IV of The Apprentice Kermit and the "Eat More Chicken" Cow are the two finalist going head-to-head vying for a position as the CEO of the one of Trumps multi-million dollar companies. Who do you think would make the better CEO?

Kermit is much older and more settled than the EMC Cow, however, the EMC Cow has youth and a lot of publicity and billboards.

Will Kermit get a corporate sponsor? Will the Chick-Fil-A "Eat More Chicken" Cow catch flack from PETA?

More details to come as this story develops.

You're Fired!

22 Comments:

jes said...

are you being serious? if so, i think that Kermit should get the job. he's older, more established among the young and old, and more likely to win audiences than a large cow.

that, and he eats less. the trump is always looking to cut costs where he can, and kermit only has ONE stomach.

2:48 PM  
Live, Love, Laugh said...

you gotta be kiddin me, the cow of course, he's much cuter and looks account for something. lol!!

3:57 PM  
Cav said...

Too much time in the cube?

Kermit has a hard enough time being green. I think I must go with the award winning advertising campaign: EMC - Chick-Fil-A's Cow.

Kept is on tonight.

5:10 PM  
MsThang said...

OMG have you been hagning around with Tom Cruise? Because I think you are loosing it lol.

But I will gladly join in on the debate. The cows, because they write backwards. lol

10:00 PM  
Amstaff Mom said...

I HAVE THAT SAME COW!!! He is currently sitting 2 feet above my head on a shelf in my cube. I won him at some game that had outside of the AAC before a Mavs game.

What a toss-up. I had a Sesame Street 8-track when I was little. How dated is that!?! I became a big Kermit fan with that.

Remember, it's not easy being green.

5:03 AM  
Faith in Florida said...

You mean, you guys didn't hear the news? Kermit's dead.
http://www.livejournal.com/users/malenga/100044.html#cutid1

6:01 AM  
Faith in Florida said...

Here is the full confession from the girl who killed him, LOL.
http://www.livejournal.com/~malenga/
(See I have a confession...)

6:03 AM  
jes said...

i had a dream last night that you TOTALLY changed up the masthead, just because MiM is gone.

just thought you should know...hint, hint :)

6:41 AM  
Eddo said...

yes - cacv - way too much time in the cube.

I am thinking of coining another new phrase - Blog Potato - because that is what I am becoming.

7:26 AM  
Cav said...

"blog potato". ha.

Maybe with my marketing genius we can create a little plastic Eddo potato...you know, with glasses, ears, eyes, hair, large calve muscles…like Mr. Potato. No doubt he would win The Apprentice.

The masses of all cubicle users will be dying one.

Eat your heart out Kermit and Cow, Mr. Potato Ed is coming to a cub near you.

8:40 AM  
Adrianne said...

OK - cav is hysterical. and accurate. My vote is for Mr. Potato Ed. (second place to Kermie the Frog)

8:59 AM  
steve said...

Eddo

I LOVE the concept for my site. THANK YOU!! It is awesome@!

9:05 AM  
Cav said...

Just for you Ed. Now you need to send me 5K for the copyright. :)

9:10 AM  
jes said...

i've been staring at the pic for the longest time now, and i JUST figured out what is in the background! it's the outside! the parking lot! and cars! and trees!

12:12 PM  
Eddo said...

correctomundo Jes!

Welcome to my little world.

12:14 PM  
Freakin' Hot said...

always bet on the cow. lots of protein in them cows.

1:32 PM  
Cookie723 said...

Eddo - you rock. That's all I can say. :) I'll be emailing you soon - gotta run out to the IMAX and see how Batman began.

1:33 PM  
jes said...

eddie, you should photograph your entire office and share it with us! we need to know!

and, include the chair. not yours, but the one that people sit in when visiting you. :)

1:57 PM  
Eddo said...

Jes, I try not to bore my readers too much, I think that would push my site into the "boreblog" category.

2:19 PM  
Ben said...

Glad to see that you aren't persuaded by the likes of JES. Trying to get an advantage because she knows she is losing. ;)

5:40 PM  
Tammy said...

I'd vote for Kermit....heh, i grew up with the Muppits. However, since i don't eat alot of red meat, and lotsa chicken, i'll go for the cow. (what can i say, i'm drugged up on codeine cough syrup....nothing i say makes sense right now)

Eddo, i like your concept for Steve's site! I'd think more red....i've seen him with a smokin red hat and matching t-shirt w/a black cross...or were the crosses white, oh i can't remember. Anyway, it's just my little opinion, and it really doesn't matter. I've seen some of your work, and they all look sweet. So, how much do you charge? I'd like to improve mine....it's generic. Kinda boring i must say.

11:44 PM  
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