Don't look at me... I AM HIDEOUS!
Do you remember that scene in Poltergeist where that man is in the bathroom and he is vigorously washing his face. At one point he stops and looks in the mirror and notices that his skin is coming off and soon he starts pulling his face off in sheets.
My face is peeling from a sunburn right now and so it is peeling off in sheets and this morning I was walking around with flaky face and no one told me. I ate breakfast with Maksim and even he didn't say anthing to me and later I went into the bathroom and I stared at the freakish hideous visage before me and I nearly buckled from shock and dismay.
So if you see me, AVERT YOUR EYES CAUSE I AM HIDEOUS!!!
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Didn't even read your post yet, just wanted to comment first - what a nut.
OK - I read it. I'm sure you're not hideous...but I hear you on the flaky, peeling deal. I have friends that would tell me...thank God. I can't stand it when I have dry skin or skin that's been burnt and is peeling away...
poor eddo - I bet you don't look hideous, you probablyjust look sunburned.
I really enjoy your blog. It's very interesting. Of course, many of your previous posts are more interesting than those of late....what's going on?
Well Catalina - I have about 6 blogs, some that people know about and some that people don't and it is hard being creative on all 6 blogs!
I also have this contest going where I change stuff in the masthead almost every other day and so that keeps me busy as well. And I am redesigning www.annefittenglenn.com and I have a full time job. Does that excuse me from writing sumo witty posts on posted note? No. But it explains it a bit.
However, keep coming back and I promise that you won't be disappointed.
6 BLOGS?? And I am only reading one of them? What the heck.
Well, of course everyone knows that I am SO Freakin' Hot...
And the other ones I don't think you can handle - but I did think it was funny that you were so quick to call out SFH on the blog patrol website. I created him so I could add him to the Craters list on the BP site without any backlash. It's all part of the charade that is Eddo.
What? That is a bunch of Crap! Eddo and I are not the same person. Yes we are, no we are not, shut up, no you shut up!
So funny about the mast head changes, you will be livid when Eddo decides to make a ton of changes while you are living the good life with all of your riches!!
The reason you weren't invited tonight was because I'm afraid my posse couldn't handle it if freakin' hot showed up. :) Next time you're in Boston, Mexican's on me :)
are you also 50 feet? i'm still trying to figure that one out.
also, don't be offended that maksim didn't tell you. he's a boy. most boys are unobservant. you need a girl to tell you those things. next time, eat breakfast with women.
or, maybe he thought you already knew and didn't want to cause you embarrassment.
Yes... fifty feet... the OCD blogger?? I say yes!
This reminds me of the Seinfeld episode where Jerry tells Kramer that all the cigar smoking is making him look old. Kramer sees himself in the mirror and then yells to Jerry, "Look away, I'm hideous!"
I liked the whole Eddo/Freakin' Hot conversation.
Eddo, you occasionaly make some odd mistakes and I can't tell if they're on purpose to be funny, or if your fingers just aren't keeping up with your brain.
i.e. - "Does that excuse me from writing sumo witty posts on posted note?"
What in the world is Sumo Wit like? Large slow and lumbering but incredibly strong?
6 blogs, wow...you have a lot flowing through that noggin of yours.
50 feet, well, yes, we are one and the same -
Eddo of Posted Note
Eddo the OCD woman who has Cat problems
Eddo that is Freakin' Hot - all my alter ego's.
I have had other's as well but I don't keep up with them anymore - truth is I forgot the passwords over time. Now I actually have a spreadsheet for all the passwords that I have to keep up with.
What is the Eddo you think you know isn't the Eddo you know at all?
Enigmatic as always. Eddo the enigmatic.
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