It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again...
Since I was losing my face I decided to put some lotion on - it was some cheap kind and it burns!
I took a picture of it so you could see my mad skills when it comes to moisturization.
Cool Citrus Basil from B&BW's
It burns, oh it burns!!! Perhaps I should have used a lotion designed for the face.
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You look HIDEOUS! lol.
Ben, you are about to go from Missing in Minnesota to literally Missing in America... don't make me come there and reek havoc on you while your wife and kids are away. I have lots of frequent flyer miles just waiting to be used, JUST WAITING TO BE USED!!!
Yeah, check that map again - that is you up there being trampled by that deer.
you live, but you sure don't look the same without any teeth.
Speaking of teeth... I was thinking that Eddie has some pretty straight teeth...
The only saving grace of his Hideousness.
lol.
Ben, you are a riot. Thank God for the straight teeth and my huge calves or else I would be 100% freak. (I will have to post a picture of my calves next.)
dood.
*sigh*
*shakes head at the silly male*
it is with great compassion that I tell you this:
NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER PUT A 'FLAVOURED OR SCENTED' LOTION ON YOUR FACE.
Okay. Now that I feel better, I can continue. For one thing - the fragrances and stuff used are usually non-hypo-allergenic and whatnot and can clog your pores or give you a rash.
repeat after me - 'rashes on the face are icky.'
futhermore, bath and body works is notorious (in my collective group of friends) for using too much of *something* in their lotion, and can usually sting or burn sensitive skin - kind of like the skin that's on your face.
best skin cream for way cheap? Pond's Dry Skin Cream. It's $4.99 for 8 ounces or something, at any Target or Walmart Store. And my grandmommy has used it her entire life and has quite lovely skin.
Whew. Boy, do I feel better. Carry on.
when roger and i got married, i had to teach him about certain things.
first, soap goes on the body and shampoo goes in the hair. sometimes he would "confuse" the two and use his soap in his hair and the shampoo on his body. he knows the difference, but just thought it was fun to use them for their opposite purpose.
i also had to teach him the difference between face lotion and body lotion. toki is right. you never, ever, EVER use lotion on your face that is not specifically made for the face. this is very important.
thankfully, i didn't have to teach him about the proper position of toilet seats. however, if you have a problem with number one, two, or three above, please correct them now before your future wife hangs her head in shame and corrects you with pity, time and time again.
B&BW body lotion is for your BOD, not your FACE. When in doubt, next time, ask a woman, Eddo!
You're still cute, even with a peeley face.
i had no idea there was lotion rules? Thank God for women
I concur with the womenfolk.
AWWHH, Eddo, what am I gonna do with you?? You look so pained!!
Hold on, let me pick myself up OFF the floor, and wipe the tears out of my eyes lol.
I must agree with the ladies.. body lotion= body, face lotion= face.
You seriously need a lady to look after you! But on the bright side even when you look pathetic you look cute, so your future lady won't have too hard of a time laughing at your stupidity while she helps you regain dignity!
The deer stomping over Ben is classic! Heheh
I am afraid you are already 100% freak. OMG - with that title and that picture....I was laughing out load. Too funny.
I have big calves naturally...but in a good muscular way, not in a kankle way.
Eddie go ahead and tell them you were still asleep when it happened and to get off your case that you know how to use it and someone just left it there on purpose...No more teasin my friend here for he looks as if he could be in pain...After all he can't help it if he sleep walks...
That pic is hilarious, you crazy man! And I love the title! Too funny.
Eddo, you are one hysterical nutcase! LOL!
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