Thursday, August 25, 2005

Eddo's New Gal

I had heard people talk about her, but I wasn't interested. To me she looked a little too much like all the other girls on the block. I avoided her time and time again despite the fact that the more I saw her the more attracted to her I became. Finally I decided to give her a chance and now I think I am in love.

I have been seeing her now on a daily basis. We have breakfast and lunch together almost every day. She always has cold iced tea waiting for me, a flaky biscuits for breakfast, hot sandwiches for lunch.

She is such a sweet gal, all my friends love her too. Sometimes I call her Cutie, sometimes QT, but her name is Quick Trip.

Quick Trip, QT, I am sorry it took so long for me to realize how amazing you are. Since we met you have brought countless joys to me life. I love you just the way you are, never change.

Yours Forever,

Eddo

27 Comments:

jes said...

Eddie, how ironic that you write about this. Just recently, Amanda Sue wrote something similar about her love for her local gas station. You should check it out here!!

I'm glad you've found yourself such a good gal - but she doesn't sound very supportive of your South Beach diet.

8:15 AM  
Cookie723 said...

So, it took romance to get your mind off your 'Butt Raps'? Ah haaaa....but maybe it's all connected...I wonder what Capt has to say about this...

8:23 AM  
Katie said...

Eddie I remember you talking about this at game night. Ha ha, QT food scares me a bit, especially the stuff rotating under the heat lamp, but wait I call 7-11 the deli so I guess my standards really aren't that high

8:41 AM  
Cav said...

QT Renz - has a nice ring to it. i wish you the best.

Eddie yous funny.

9:02 AM  
Joe & Julie said...

What is it? lol I have never heard of this before!

10:18 AM  
CAPTAIN S.O.S. said...

The captain has lots to say!

"GIVE ME A BEAT!!!"

(shrugs... oh never mind...)

11:49 AM  
Tap dancin Timmy said...

Tippity tap tap shuffle ball change
tap tap tippity slap tap tap change spin tippy tap

*jazz hands*

tap tap ticky ticky tap shuffle

big finish

all teeth

*BIG jazz hands*

Ta duh!!

11:52 AM  
Eddo said...

ooh, a Dance Off!!

11:54 AM  
Katie said...

And so it begins . . . .

11:55 AM  
Nate said...

Do you think you can get her to lower her gas prices?

12:02 PM  
Maria del Carmen said...

Does she have a cousin, Stop 'n Shop? I might know her.

12:25 PM  
MsThang said...

Jazz hands!!! OMG I can't stop laughing.. you are uncontrollable lately!

12:44 PM  
The River Runs Through My Dance said...

Stiff Upper Body
Hands on hips
Raise knee Left
Raise knee Right

step touch, step
step touch, step

High knee Kick
High Knee Kick

Remove shirt
Double cartwheel back hand spring
Full layout with a twist.

12:49 PM  
Austin's Wonderland said...

I love your blog! I'll be back..and no I am not to young to wonder....:)

1:32 PM  
Tap dancin Timmy said...

*Kneeling... arms forward*

celine dion...

pained face.. arms cross and flow to the heavens... single tear

stand..

stand on left big toe and spin slowly... deftly

Axle's theme starts

robot the right arm from the elbow down. Throw body into a windwill.. reverse the windmill. Spin on head while yelling "BOOLYA!"

music fades

Tip tappy tap tap shuffle SPIT shuffle tippy tap tap

*low jazz hands*

buffalo shuffle cross step tippy ta tap tap BOX STEP BOX STEP

*big finish*

*RAISED JAZZ HANDS*

Spit

1:37 PM  
Katie said...

What is going on here? Are you people actually describing your dance moves?

Ahahahahahahahahahahah

1:46 PM  
Faith in Florida said...

Okay, I can't wait until the day I read about a real woman!!

2:02 PM  
jes said...

"Double cartwheel back hand spring
Full layout with a twist."

Way to rock BRING IT ON! Where is she from? Romania?

2:34 PM  
Michael Jackson said...

Hip Thrust
Hip Thrust
Hip Thrust

Spin, stick neck out as I walk forward with arms streched out wide

Rock head and shoulders back and forth - Shamon - Hee Heee

Moonwalk, Stop, Crotch Grab and Kick

2:38 PM  
Janet Ms. Jackson if your Nasty said...

Drop it like it's hot
Tootsie roll
Dance Splits left
Dance Splits right

Run across the floor lyrically thrust hands into the air and then work the hands over the body making sure shirt doesn't come off

Spin, Twist, Is that the end?

2:40 PM  
Katie said...

Tootsie Roll - Oh the memories

2:49 PM  
Heather said...

Work it, baby, work it.

3:12 PM  
matty said...

yes, but does she love without condition?

3:34 PM  
really freakin white guy said...

clap... sn... snn..snap...

cl..%$*#! CLAP..

cl..sn..app.. Clap

F%$#@!!! SH#$!

Clapp..

screw it...

3:42 PM  
Amber said...

um.... *noodle dance*... yeah baby!! How was that for you?

1:23 AM  
MsThang said...

OMG I seriously have gotten nothing done today because you have me laughing.. give you the spotlight for 2 seconds and you go crazy with raps, dances, and lord knows what else!... OMW this is too great!

One of a kind my friend.. one of a kind.

1:28 AM  
Katie said...

ahahahahah

Really freakin white guy is linked to Barry Manilow. I wanna dance next to this guy because no matter what I know I will look better.

7:13 AM  

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