Feminine Deodorant
I just bought some new deodorant. I only by Ban and Degree. Ban has these new fragrances like Sweet Surrender and Summer Breeze. They sounded girly to me and so I looked at the Degree and I immediately grabbed and purchased "Fresh Oxygen".
Fresh Oxygen smells a lot like Tommy Girl. I kept thinking that I was smelling my co-worker and then later realized it's me! I SMELL LIKE A GIRL! :(
Well, it is better than what I smelled like yesterday when I ran out of deodorant and I was forced to use this cheap stuff that I bought one day on a whim. It makes you smell like masculine body odor.
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Hey Girly Girl.
LOL.
Funny post.
sniff.... sniff.... Is that me? (Sydney's sniffing her armpits)
Oh wait .... it just Edweena!
LOL....
Eddie -
Once at kamp I ran out of deoderant and had to use what we had in the kamp store. Note for all ladies: Old Spice deoderant DOES NOT smell normal on a lady.
Eddo can I recommend Axe to you? I am a big fan of the AXE products.
you big pretty girl you
AXE - Those commercials just make me laugh out loud. I'm trying to think if I have ever smelled someone that made me want to throw my body at them and tackle them. Hmmmm, nope not that I can think of but then again I'm not sure if I've ever smelled AXE.
Eddie you should try it and then girls will just be tackling you in the grocery store. It might take quite a few girls to actually take you down but hey more girls, I'm sure that isn't a BAD thing.
Ok that last paragraph sounds like it would written by a guy.
Uhh I left out the linking verbs in my last sentence.
It should read:
That last paragraph sounds like is would have been written by a guy.
That is a great idea Steve!
And you are right KT, that did sound like a guy thing to say!
eddo, there is nothing about you that is girly. also, i think you should consider purchasing a deodorant that doesn't have a strong smell. something that just kills the bacteria.
because then, if you give a hug to a girl, she won't know if she's smelling your cologne or your armpit.
and that's just weird.
Well, in that case:
*Spits on the ground*
Dude, go get the Axe now and we'll go find a group of girls and see if it works.
*Spits on the ground again*
LOL Katie! I agree with Jes neutral.. very neutral!
Well, look at it this way Eddie...at least you smell good. That's better than smelling bad.
I'm sure your masculine ways will make up for sweet smelling armpits.
Eddo, I highly recommend Secret, Unscented..."it's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman".
Anyhow I love Steve to pieces but Axe just doesn't cut it for me.
Warning: guys that look good and smell good are just asking for girls to flirt with them, so be careful out there.
I agree with Steve- Joe uses Axe and they have really good scents! Now they have body wash too! Its amazing what we can get excited over, lol.
Hey chica...use Mitchem
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