Kidney Failure or Dehydration?
This morning I awoke thirstier than a man eating a bag of saltines while running through the Sahara Desert. I pulled out this 52 ounce cup I got from Quick Trip and filled it up with ice water. Within 15 minutes I drank the whole glass and then refilled it and drank another over a 45 minute period here at work.
I then left for a meeting and during the entire hour long meeting I did not have to go to the bathroom.
Let me do the Math for you people. I have 104 ounces of water in my stomach and now that I am sitting here stuck on a call with a customer, my kidneys decide to kick in and I am about to EXPLODE!
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Does this help?
http://www.naturespiritinc.com/moving_picture_samples
Are your kidneys floatin'?
http://freesound.iua.upf.edu/samplesViewSingle.php?id=1015
or this?
What I like is that you posted during the phone call and during the explosion of your bladder.
Got that Quick Trip cup nearby?
Did I just say that?
Rock and roll. If you can write a post while on the phone, why can't you take the phone into the loo with you?
Katie, you've got a photo up! Cute. Should I?
EM of course. In fact eddie said another photo I almost put up was very Anne Fittenish, which I of course took as a high compliment.
Eddo-
That is a major sign of being diabetic. Get that checked out.
Scrappin_libby! That scares me, I will go and have it checked out...
Steve - you are cruel!!!
Yes, please get it checked out because that's how my husband found out he was diabetic. Luckily, they caught it soon and he didn't have any organ damage or anything and is healthy and doing well. But he had type I diabetes kick in at age 23, so you never know....better safe than sorry!
While you're at it... check out those calves too... those aren't normal.
hmm...
i agree with KT. you need a container to relieve yourself in during the conference call.
or, just set the phone down and quietly sneak away.
Yikers...hope everything worked out ok :) Take care...
What is it about Texans relieving themselves in a big cup?
I think the real problemo here was those diet pills, so I stopped taking them. No need to worry, everything has been functioning as normal this afternoon!
Just a talent we're all born with. Now you're wishing you lived in Texas aren't you?
Yeah Eddo when I first read this that was the first thing that went through my mind- you could be diabetic! But it very well coulda been those diet pills! Why r u taking diet pills anyway? Your fabulous just the way you are. :)
~Julie
You post really good under pressure!
thanks for sharing, what an interesting read, my son has to go to the bathroom!!!! lol
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