Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Red Eye

No need for Visine, this one is a keeper...

Rachel McAdams you are an on-screen wonder. I loved you in "The Notebook" opposite Ryan Gosling. How I envied him, the way he got to hold you, to look into your eyes, to kiss your perfect lips. Your hair was strawberry blonde and it suited you so well. You were passionate and alive and so full of raw energy, you made me swoon.

Then I saw you again in Wedding Crashers. Raven black hair, blue eyes, smooth creamy skin. I wanted to press my cheek against yours, I wanted to hold you, to laugh with you, to tell you that I would make all of your dreams a reality. You were so close to me, yet still so far away.

Most recently I watched you in your latest movie, "Red Eye". Again you changed your hair, but it did not detract for your glorious beauty. Like the same jolt of electricty that brought Dr. Frankenstein's creation to life, you bring me to life.

I must admit that your acting skills were superb in Red Eye, the movie was riveting, the storyline was brilliant, but the movie would have been nothing without you. Nothing.

Rachel, you have inspired me to lay my soul bare before thousands, you have smitten me with your style, your grace, your warmth. I want you, I need you, I can't live without you.

Will you marry me?

33 Comments:

jes said...

you should totally send this letter to her.

8:41 AM  
Rachel McAdams said...

Yes.

I love YOU Eddo.

8:45 AM  
Ben said...

I kill myself sometimes...

lol.

8:46 AM  
Cav said...

haha. eddo, you are, my dear, FUNNY.

8:46 AM  
Eddo said...

Um, I am not sure why ya'll are turning this into a joke, I am SERIOUS HERE PEOPLE!!!

I got all excited when I saw Rachel's name pop up on my screen... Ben, that was cruel, I almost ran out and bought a ring. I have connections in the diamond world... CONNECTIONS PEOPLE!!

8:52 AM  
Katie said...

Eddie if she knew you she would totally marry you. Since Jessica is working on her stalker degree with Nicolle N, maybe she can do something about the Rachel thing.

Ha ha ha, Ben may be cruel but he is dang funny.

8:55 AM  
Eddo said...

It won't be so funny when my CONNECTIONS (Read Mafia) come up to Minnesoter and Nancy Kerrigan Benster's kneecaps!!!

8:57 AM  
jes said...

KT, i'm actually already working on it. you'll need my skillz someday, and i'll happily oblige.

9:11 AM  
Rachel McAdams said...

Don't do that Eddo...

Ben is a cool guy... besides that... then I won't love you anymore.

9:16 AM  
Katie said...

Uhh thanks Jes but I try to stay away from the stalker bit

*shudder*

9:19 AM  
Heather said...

What about for those of us not in lust with Rac Mac? Would you recommend the movie?

10:43 AM  
Eddo said...

It's a really good movie, I think it would be just as good if you waited for it to come out in a rental. The last 1/4 of the movie really redeem it because it is really good.

10:52 AM  
Austin's Wonderland said...

Eddie - Did you know that she is dating Noah??? I love it, but I hope she will come to her sense and pick you in the end! Good Luck Buddy

11:37 AM  
steve said...

Dating Noah... but she is writing me love letters...

Eddo we are cut from the same cloth because this woman makes me say "psakdnbci cunasinc akcjnnuu caspcmasp...duh" everytime I see her

12:39 PM  
Eddo said...

LOL Steve, I knew you were my brotha from another motha!

When you come to Texas if you need a place to stay you can always sleep on the much coveted purple couch.

1:05 PM  
Eddo said...

Noah? Noah who? He better watch his back.

1:05 PM  
Eddo said...

Thanks Austin for the encouraging words, I plan to move to LA or wherever she lives and with Jes' new book, Stalking for Dummies and bloggers, I should have no problem finding her.

Jes, when is that book going to be ready?

1:06 PM  
steve said...

I like the fact you used the term "WHEN" I come to Texas... I cant NOT come on down and bring my guitar and have a game/music night!

The purple couch! Nice!!! oh the blogs we will have... ohhh the glorious blogs we will have.

Its worth it just for blogmaterial. Right now I am so backblogged I have to choose what to post about....

(backblogged... you now LOVE that word Eddie... i know you do)

1:15 PM  
jes said...

book? what?

1:21 PM  
Austin's Wonderland said...

Noah is from the Notebook...I can't believe you let this slip by...Noah and Alli remember??? She is dating her costar from that movie...Crazy right. I am sure its temporary....

1:24 PM  
Eddo said...

I thought that might have been his name, but since I was calling him Ryan Gosling, I thought maybe you were talking about Noah Wyle from ER!!! LOL!

But yes, she needs to stop dating her costars and start focusing on TEXAS!!!

1:26 PM  
Heather said...

She's a Canuck and I'm sure she needs a green card. You willing to marry her to help her out?

1:36 PM  
Katie said...

Oh the purple couch is legendary, LEGENDARY. In fact, I coveted the purple couch when it was owned by our friend Jimmy and I use to have Jimmy's brown couch - that was my friends the PERFECT nap couch, it was as wide as a twin bed, all one connected cushion on the bottom and GLORIOUS.

1:47 PM  
Amstaff Mom said...

I remember you mentioning your "covetiousness" of the couch, K-T. I was almost afraid to sit on it.

1:54 PM  
Katie said...

Oh girl, sit, lounge, enjoy all the pillow but know if Eddie ever gets rid of it I may have to fight to the death to take it home with me.

2:02 PM  
steve said...

i think i am frightened of the couch now....

2:15 PM  
Austin's Wonderland said...

O I just love foreigners!

2:19 PM  
Katie said...

No fear needed (though the fact that it is purple would have at least caused you to pause I think).

2:22 PM  
Saur?Kraut said...

Should we step out of the 'room' here and give you a little privacy?

That's OK, I understand. I have the hots for Jeff Goldblum (what can I say? I like humorous, intellectual men).

7:35 PM  
Cav said...

I hope it works out...but what happened to QT?

8:17 PM  
Live, Love, Laugh said...

Eddo, can you go visit this site and see what is wrong with her template?

http://confirmtheworkofourhands.blogspot.com/

11:22 PM  
Maria del Carmen said...

Scary post!

1:01 PM  
Heather said...

I saw Red Eye last night and it rocked!! I was duly impressed. I didn't think they would be able to pull off the airplane so long so believably but they did. Loved it.

12:40 PM  

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