Rent-A-Butt!
I used to workout at 24 hour fitness in Plano. There was this extremely hot girl that would come in and workout at the same time I always came in and worked out. (I totally think she wanted me) Anyway, this particular hottie always wore Juicy Couture sweat suits when she worked out, and if you know about Juicy sweats then you know that they say "Juicy" on the buttocks region.
Obviously because of the way God created men my eyes are drawn to this area of a woman's body and due to several locker room discussions I know that it is a common area of interest among men. So without being Captain Obvious here, I would like to point out that a women's derrie aire is a natural billboard and I would like to start using them to advertise!
So ladies, if you would like to make some money on the side I would like to lease your booty. I would like to run ads for Blog Jacket and I will be willing to pay you one dollar for every day that you wear my Blog Jacket logo on your bottom. This new type of advertising will be referred to as Buttvertising and I expect it to be the next big thing... no pun intended.
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So the song 'I like big butts' would really mean something to you, then...in an 'advertising-sense' right?
Baby Got Back-vertisements that is... when it comes to advertising, Cosmo ain't got nothin!
Now that song is stuck in my head Adrianne...
That's what I'm here for - what's the dealio with my display name?
Eddie
*Katie shakes her head as she tries to suppress a laugh*
You are one of a kind, one of a kind.
Only a dollar a day.... ummmmm....
I'll have to ask Ben! If you have a bigger butt so you can advertise more.... Do you make more money?
HE HE HE
WOuld you like to rent my Bottom??
I have the worlds strongest bottom!
OMW! Captain S.O.S... I can't get to your site from my work... and I am afraid to do so anyway!!
And yes, Syd, bigger butts make more money... just look at J-Lo.
I put ads on Butts and I cannot lie
those kind of Butts that make grown men cry
some call it a sin with a lack of taste
But that round thing in your face
Eddo puts a link there, right on her sphincter
So why ya advertise on a Honda, Instead of a big-bottomed Ronda
Cause Ronda booty gets more eyes den Hondas
My Eddo-says-he don't want none
of those little buns, hun
You can go to Bens site if ya choken
And read about PP’s that are broken
But Eddo Advertising on Ass
So say that it lack da class
So they “X” out and leave it
While others stick around and read it
So Cosmo says you're fat
Well Eddo puts ads on that!
'Cause your waist is small and your curves are smokin!
JEs is googlin PP’s that are broken!!
Who sent out the butt memo? I go from Ben's sphincter issues, to Syd feeling like pooh to you wanting to rent out buttspace. Not to mention Captain S.O.S.
Oh My Lanta!!! Captain SOS, that was freakin' funny.
OMG SOS that was hilarious!
Eddo have we determined if that is Steve? hahahhaha
You think you know my identity
I wear designer jeans that are so spendy
Eddo aint got enough loot
to pay for ads to put upon these glutes!
Other men just cant compare
or compete with my deriere
they can try and act tough or neato
kinda like Eddo in a speedo
but when it comes down to it
they just cant hang
did i answer your question Ms Thang?
Besides, bumper stickers won't stick to pleather.
LMAO SOS!!!!!!!
O.M.W.!!!! That was too funny, let me try...
Captain sphincter your rhyme is broke
Like your flat buttocks it's such a joke
You only wish you had my rear
makes women grin from ear to ear
I'll put no buttvertising on your ass
When I saw your picture I said, "I'll Pass!"
Pleather! We can emroider pleather and it will look great Heather!!!
ha ha ha ha ha, can I just camp out here all day and watch Eddie and SOS go after each other?
Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a rap off.
Eddo so large and juicey
never has da pants that are loosey
dont make me start my wrath
cause ads on your ass are paragraphs!
PLease know that I am kiddin
but a grand is where they start the biddin
Cause ads on my ass are like Gold
now iM done with your site.. its old
snap snap
Oh the tears streaming down my face due to this hilarity....
Captain SOS is all lotso talk
His butt so flat he can barely walk
His pants are baggin, his jeans is old
His mouth is full of Fool's Gold
He wishes that his butt was glitter
Cause then he wouldn't be so bitter
I told him he bes not step to this
Or his broke butt I'd have to dis
I feel bad for him cause my butt is bank,
And all the ladies told me - CAPTAIN SOS' BUTT IS STANK!!!
game on . . . .
HAHAHHAH! Too funny!
Captain SOS I think you have this one in the bag, you are too funny. "SO Cosmo says your fat, Eddo puts ads on that!" I freakin love that line!!! Too Too funny!
So does this take the line,
"Oh Captain, my captain . . ."
to a whole new level?
As tears are streaming down my face
Theres a vision I just cant erase
Eddo shakin ass on the dance floor
with little girlies runnin to the door
"HIS ASS KNOCKED MY GIRLFRIEND TO THE GROUND!"
When he's by the speakers you cant hear no sound
God forbid you ever see that bare
like Chewbaka its got too much hair
The captains butt is smooth and pretty
makes the ladies all giddy
its cool just cut down on the lunches
"Bally Fitness" has aerobics and crunches
He wishes that his butt was glitter
Cause then he wouldn't be so bitter
the Captain shot a sandwich from his butt laughing so hard at this line
oh what have i been missin'
eddo and captain are each dissin'
but-you-ain't-seen-nothin
unless-you've-glanced-at-my-muffin!
you can eat cookies and custard
but one look will leave you flustered,
cause nothing can come close
to the bootie that i boast
so you boys just need to jump back
my ass is whack
and you can't compare with that
you ready for an attack?
you oughta KNOW that i'm ready for combat!
That's it. I officially give up trying to work today. My sides hurt too much.
OMW.... OMW......O M W!!!!!!
Please Continue Your turn EDDO!
Think is STINKIN' (no pun intended) hilarious!!!!
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i tried to make it work, for rhyming's sake. :)
but-you-ain't-seen-nothin
unless-you've-glanced-at-my-muffin!
Much like Farkle, muffin must mean something different in Texas than in the NW.
Jes I think your style is slippin
its diet Coke you outta be sippin
That ass you claim ta boast
girl you outta switch ta toast
Sorry I dont mean to be rude
but ya stepped to me and now you screwed
maybe you an eddo need combine yo powers
Like two big butt twin towers
I think Im done
fo' you grab yo gun
(Eddo still fills up showers)
(please note the Captain does all this in fun... loves eddo... loves Jes...)
SHUT UP PANSY!!
captain.. remember "LOVE each other"
must fight the voices...
"Regenald, its time for Dinner sweety-poo!!"
it's like I'm witnessing a multiple personality death match
The captain's secret identity is named Regenald???
awe... mom.. im playin
these two other bloggers Im slayin
they thought they could compete
with the ass-elite
now I kick em to the side of the street
COMING MOMMY!!!
captain you're misinformed
tho i understand your body is deformed
what you've got in your trunk
ain't enough to garner the worship of a chinese monk
i've developed somewhat of a following
sorry to leave you, i know you'll be wallowing
in your own misery once you see
that your words are nil to the highest degree
so get back to your sphincter
before it gets any pinker
cause i whoop ass whereever i go
and honey, you're about to have an electric glow.
Jessica I've got your back - and that comment takes on so much more meaning in the wake of this post.
the captain thanks you for not hatin
yo rap on the scale? (low ratin')
I think I will stop before it gets to tired
(I now understand how bloggers get fired!)
PEACE FROM DA CAPTAIN!
*Shakes Head*
Where do y'all come up with this stuff?
I am so sad that I had to go to bed and miss all the fun.. Captain.. i'm on to you! lol
OK - this entire comment realm should become it's own blog!
OMG, I was just complaining about my post-pregnancy butt. Of course, I'll advertise for you, Eddo.
LOL! EM!!! I have seen recent pictures of you and I don't know why you would be complaining about your post-pregancy butt, on the contrary, you should be braggin about it!!! Now shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt!
I agree with Cookie- this comment section should become its own blog page! I have had so much fun on here!
JEs! I didn't see your rap in my email!! soooo funny!
I have to post these as my blog today...
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