Brooke Burke!
This Post Rated NFMTR (Not for Mom to Read!)
Ben inspired this post by pointing out the obvious.
I recall when I first saw this picture of Brooke. Air-brushed to goddess-like perfection she wowed me with her exotic beauty. I know she hosted "Wild On E!" and that the E had nothing to do with Eddie, but I always pretended that it did. Oh, don't be so quick to judge, you would have too if you were a man with a name that begins with E! Throw me a bone here, I am a single christian dude who hasn't had a date in a year!
Now we get to watch Brooke on Rockstar INXS and every week her clothes become more and more revealing. It is as if they started with just one outfit and each week they just trimmed off a little bit of fabric and voila - its a "new" mini mini skirt!
I'd like for all of my women readers to believe that I am not like most guys, but in truth, I am still just a dude who likes women. I don't objectify them, I don't expect all women to look like Brooke, but I can appreciate God's design - shoot, he created Eve for Adam and I believe he created Brooke for me - the same way he created Rachel McAdams for me, unfortunately he just dropped them both in the wrong garden along with Eva Longoria and Carmen Electra.
21 Comments:
Dude, she's hot. Hands down. No questions asked. Hot.
That's quite a garden you've got going there, buddy.
I am so glad that you posted about this. I almost did the same. But, from my perspective, she is a gorgeous woman. I think (and I am NOT hating) that she would look way better if she were fully dressed. She looks like she is a groupie or something, and i think she was way too revealing. She looks like she is a teenager still. I just don't know who has been (half) dressing this woman. A man maybe?
PS- Normally I can read blogs with kids IN the room. Thanks, eddo. Not today. :)
Hmmm... yeah, I agree with Faith- a few more articles of clothing, and it would be a much better look for her. She is definitely a beautiful woman though, no doubt about that.
NOW i know why you like to watch Rockstar INXS.
I'm sure many a man will be admiring your garden Eddie LOL
She is beautiful that's for sure, especially airbrushed to tweak all of the imperfections.
i wish someone would airbrush ME.
oohhh if someone is giving out free airbrushing, sign me up
Got a buy one get one free coupon on airbrushing?
Also is that some kind of wig she is wearing? Seriously people how is her hair that BIG?
OK - Eddo, what about Monica? You've already forgotten her? Or is this just a celebrity garden?
Yep, my garden is Celebs only!
Ummmm I agree she is freaking HOT
I work out to her Core Secrets Pilates Video every other day. You can have it on my off days K buddy?
She is good looking but I think she would look even more gorgeous with more clothes... by the way I (notice the I) told Ben that now we know why Eddo likes this show, and then he ran with it and posted. Just you know giving some props to myself!
By the way... how does an airbrushed prego women look?
Remember she is just a gold ring in a pig's snout. At least since I am married that is what I tell myself until I trick myself into believing that.
She is exotic and sexy...no doubt. But thats what makes her career - her look - I would hate to have that on my shoulders.
See her last night? That was a mini mini Eddie. hehe.
but lets play devils advocate - did god design for fake ta ta's and botox, hair extentions and lypo...I could go on...
Not judging - shoot I'd like to have her look to an extent. :)
gSydney-
No props to you...
It was my idea.
I love it when my dudes read my site - What up Nate! Nate is one of the guys I mentored when he was a High School student. He is one of my little brothas.
Syd, we all know that any good that comes from Ben was inspired by you... I mean look at him, please, he has "I stole that idea from Syd" written all over his face.
Definitely a sexy chick. But hey, the air brushing does help.
I must agree with Jes- where can I be airbrushed???
She is definitely a sexy chick- Joe has is bad for her too Eddo. But now that I know she's taken by you I will have to let him down easily. ;)
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