Eddie Needs...
This was inspired by www.amberbamberboo.com it is not a meme or anything like that. She didn't tag me, I just read on her site where she Googled "Amber Needs" and it returned a whole bunch of stuff and so I did it.
Here are some of the clean and funny ones...
Eddie needs Phil's friendship because it makes Eddie feel always superior.
I need Eddie and Eddie needs me!" Chloe sobbed. "You can't take us apart!"
Eddie needs the lift up, and wouldn't you love to see him cursing in a Tarantino movie?
Eddie needs a safe fenced in yard- no exceptions
Eddie Needs to Sober Up
Eddie needs an impressive pet to take to the school
Eddie needs to let the acting go and go back to his roots
Eddie needs therapy
Eddie needs a shrink in the worst way
Eddie needs to get information from some dark and nasty places that even the police don't know about
Eddie needs disciplining, right away
What eddie needs is to find a really exciting guest who will have the viewers glued to their screens
Eddie needs to learn that he's got to wait his turn
Eddie needs to quit opening emails from people he doesn't know or find a better class of friends.
Eddie needs a new pair of shoes, and he'll do anything from G to X rated (within the bounds of good taste) to get them. (I need shoes people!)
Eddie needs to get on an "Eat To Win" diet and shed some pounds, nothing you haven't heard before ( I love that it says, "Nothing you haven't heard before!")
Eddie needs to up the laughter quota (I know that's the truth)
Eddie needs quite a bit of help, cause you know, he's one of those boys which is quite naughty, and I feel that, I feel that I should try to help him to get better.
EDDIE NEEDS TO LIGHTEN UP AND ACCEPT SOME CONSTRUCTIVE CRITISM
Eddie needs to sing love ballads on top of a mountain
Eddie needs all the help he can getfrom even the most unexpected places.
Eddie needs to be retired to a museum
The first thing Eddie needs to do is wipe that smile off of his face.
So please tell me what you need?
23 Comments:
Okay, I'm doing it now.
Uh oh. I can feel the internet humming with folks getting theirs ready.
I need a nanny! At least for a day, give me a little break. :-)
Ok, that's just weird....
Tammy needs information by January 1st;
Tammy needs
to settle something in herself
Tammy needs: To call me too! ( well okay but who exactly are YOU?)
I never knew I was soooo needy!
Does this make you a "taker" *grin*
I need more time to blog. If only The Missus would let me quit teaching...
eddie, i didn't realize you needed so much. but, did you try "eddo needs?"
Eddo needs his space (i think this was written by you, actually)
Eddo needs to work a little harder
Eddo needs to start a label
Eddo needs more snow in his profile.
Who knew??
HA HA HA! I liked your list!
Ben needs Eddie to finish his template... lol.
just kidding my friend.
lol.
Well then you should have googled "posted note needs."
Eddie doesn't even need half those things. He's fine as he is!
OK, Saur needs...
1) neck surgery
2) help with her two pet possums who she has developed atrocious allergies to
3) a maid
4) a chef
5) what the heck, a millionaire with a mansion to boot
6) a better phone service (Cingular has most all their phones in Florida out right now due to Wilma)
ah well, this could go on forever...
I need to sell you an impressive pet (very cheap).
Amelia needs a 'good hiding' to put the fear of God in her. (Laughing...)
Amelia needs a good nap. (SO TRUE!!!!)
Eddo does need to start a label - a label of clothing - Eddie that would be so COOL and I could work for you in marketing and Roger could be the graphic designer and Jessica could handle legal matters and JCol and Jeff can install your phone lines (sorry JCol that was just too funny) and, and, and, ok I'm done
ha.ha.ha.hmph.
Consequently, he CAN run phone lines, even though it is not work related. At all.
Oh, and I worked at the GAP in college. I can fold clothes LIKE NO OTHER!!! Especially jeans. Go me!
Who knew?
I think Chelle needs to place a phone call, requesting that all Nascar racing be banned from the building. (Yeah...what they said...)
I think Chelle needs to see a shrink. (It's already too late for me)
Chelle needs some good quality rest, and alone time. (I'm sure that will happen as soon as I win the lottery)
Chelle needs to go back and get that elementary school diploma.(They really have those? Well, as long as I don't have to color within the lines...)
Okay this is too funny: Eddie! Yours a just great!
Here are some that I found...
* Stephanie is my girl but she needs to get a
clue with her crazy & controlling behavior over all these years (well sor-ry!)
* Stephanie needs to find the secret location (?)
* Stephanie needs some help Look at those pants
and finally...
* Stephanie needs to let the wimp go, he is of no use to her at this point...
* Stephanie needs a strong manly shoulder to lean on (preferably an alpha one)
Great list! I did it too!!
Zeno, aha! I think I'll market them that way...
The first thing that comes up on mine...
"Heather Needs Men...NOW!"
Pitiful and pathetic, I tell ya.
Heather needs a rest
Heather neesd a childhood
Heather needs a family that will commit to her one hundred percent
Heather needs two therapists
Wow, never knew I was so screwed up.
Jessica needs an extra minute to finish her chicken...
Jessica needs an adoptive family who can give unconditional love to her...
Jessica needs to learn how to pick up behind herself...
Jessica needs your support...
Jessica needs to keep her mouth shut sometimes instead of just blurting out whatever is in her head.
jessica needs prayer to change her lifestyle...
Jessica needs to take one day at a time...
Jessica needs cash.
Yep, that about sums it up.
"Jessica needs to keep her mouth shut sometimes instead of just blurting out whatever is in her head."
Ahahahahahaha, where did you find that Jes? That is one of my favorite qualities about you. Don't change that.
Very nice site! »
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