Observations
1. The only difference between the old Listerine and the Citrus Orange Listerine is the color - both of them burn your mouth.
2. The AXE EFFECT is a lie. I sprayed myself with two different flavors of AXE and I have not been attacked by women.
3. You should not eat Maui Onion and Garlic Almonds as a 10AM snack - especially if you have to interface with people at 10:30AM.
4. Peanut Butter is the most versatile snack food. When eaten with graham crackers it can suffice as a meal.
5. Never eat peanut butter without milk.
6. The worst cravings come the minute you decide that you are not allowed to have something.
7. Even when I tell myself to not eat salad I still don't crave it.
8. No matter the diet, never turn down homemade ice cream - I mean really, how often do you get to have homemade ice cream?
9. The blogger word verifications are sometimes too complex, I fear that one day in order to post a comment one will have to do an algebraic equation and get the right answer.
21 Comments:
Yeah, that's why diets don't work. Because it's not about the food...it's all psychological, and I mean it really screwed with my head at one point but instead of losing , I gained. So much.
This is great! You should do this instead of your "annoy me".
2. But I did go in the spare bathroom last night, and it still smells like you! Your cologne, that is. HA!
5. Nothing can make milk taste good.
6. You crave the weirdest things when I fast. And it drives me crazy.
7. So how come you wanted to order a salad last night?
9. I took algebra twice in high school. No more blogger for me if I have to do it.
I was starting to think something was wrong with my eyes.. because sometimes I can't make out the letters in the word verification o.O
I'm gonna have to go with JCol on the milk thing. ew.
And why do they call it WORD verification? In what language is ajypqew a word??
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Love the new look. You're such a chameleon!
Yes, I'm fed up with word verification. Half the time I can't read the letters!
Peanut butter is awesome; it keeps you going and you're right about the graham crackers...better than bread and jelly! Loved the top 9! Where's 10?
So with you on number 7. Lettuce... I leave it for the rabbits
2 things.
Peanut butter rocks, milk not so much!
I actually DO crave salads from time to time, but usually after a long stint of absence from them and when they are not made by me.. they always taste better that way for some reason.
Oh, wait 3.
If i had to do an algabraeic equation I would miserably fail and NEVER be able to comment! That would be a sad world for me :(
I've got family calling me JCol now. How weird is that? Jes would be proud.
But Eddie I did attack you right after you sprayed the Axe Effect deoderant on yourself. It was, I admit, more of a pity attack, but an attack none the less. And then to top it all off because I was in the same vicinity of both you and Steve dousing yourselves with that stuff I kept getting attacked by women. Hmmm, that's not right.
Sorry I missed THAT, K-T! That must have been a sight.
My question is:
Why in the world would ANYONE... EVER eat a Maui Onion and Garlic Almonds as a snack in the first place?
KT, you are a riot. I can just picture you being attacked by women, I am sure you were just slamming them to the ground and telling them to back off!
Eddo: Graham crackers, peanut butter, AND milk all in one sitting = meal. My staple from childhood on: STILL not sick of it! Finally! I'm not the only one anymore! lol!
And yet Eddie's comment somehow makes me sound like the Incredible Hulk of Women. Sad. Instead I would gingerly and gently push them aside and direct them to you.
Your site doesn't like me, Eddo! What did I ever do to it? It doesn't like my comments. Is it because I told it the RSS feed wasn't working right? I'm sorry!! I didn't know it was the sensitive kind.
Anyway, I posted a comment here yesterday about how much I love peanut butter, but had never tried it with graham crackers. That sounds awesome!!!
NOOOOO!!! If that's the case, I'll never get to leave another comment! algebra hates me.
Ben, Maui Onion and Garlic almonds are not only delicious, but almonds are really good for you. You need to get on the Maui Onion and Garlic train - it will be good for you.
Ahhh....
I thought it read a Maui Onion AND Garlic Almonds... I was wondering why you were gnawing on an onion.
Gotcha... need to send some my way so I can see what they taste like... lol.
cam't you eat the onion and garlic almonds... and then use the listerine before seeing the clients...
Enjoyed a lot! »
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