Your Mama is a Burrito!
Roger and Jessica, two people I spent a great deal of time with two weeks ago, started using the phrase, "Your Mama _________". It is something old that they have made new again and now I can't stop saying it.
At work, when I get an email that says "My BlackBerry is broke!" I want to hit reply and say, "Your Mama is Broke!"
When my boss walked into my office and said, "Eddie, I need those TPS reports." I replied "Your Mama is a TPS report!"
Thanks Jes and Rog.
18 Comments:
ahahahhahahahahaha
Jessica whipped out the "your momma" last night at dinner. I'm scared I'm gonna use it on someone that just won't understand the hilarity of the phrase.
"Your momma is a TPS report"! HAHAHAHA!! I've just been making the rounds today laughing to tookus off at everyone's wit today. I am officially in good spirits thanks to all of "y'all". hehe Eddo, you made me smile today.
I still crack up when I think of her "Your momma is Lemmon and McKinney!"
CRACK.UP.
i started laughing when i read this. laughing until i started choking.
your mama is choking.
LOL, thats hilarious! I haven't heard "momma jokes" in like forever! You guys are so silly, I can only imagine what your like in person!
Julie I can only say that they ARE ALL THE SAME IN PERSON. It is scary!!
Yo mamma is scary...
The classic thing is you wouldnt expect Roger to be throwin out some of the comments that he does. He is like a "Yo Mamma Ninja"... silent and stealth but just as deadly
Great. Jubal just called us out. Way to blow our cover Jubal. I'm sure everybody thought we were so serious and pensive all this time.
Geez Louise
*JCol posing as K-T* (I'm sure the "Jubal" didn't give it away!)
JCol, you have to stop TELLING everybody that you're commenting as KT.
you should start saying slightly scandalous things under KT's screenname. That would be fun.
And then don't go back for a few days to tell them that it was really you.
And then Katie can write an entire post about how she didn't sign out before you got to her computer, and then you ransacked her blogger friends with comments that were under her name, but really from you, and she'll never have any clue whose sites you visited or not, or if you buried the comments or not.
oh, wait. i've already written that post. oh well.
*LOL* My mother was always very offended by the "yo mamma" comments, so we abstained when we were kids and I guess it still makes me feel guilty, so I don't use it.
I did used to mutter under my breath No more wire hangers! when she was yelling at us (from Mommie Dearest). If she heard it, we had to duck and run...
Okay, I have no choice but to start using this again.
Oh, I never stopped using that phrase--particularly once I became "your momma."
Hahahaha Jessica, JCol is too sweet to actually be that sneaky. And I will post my own scandalous comments all by my self.
Yo mamma is scandalous.
(See)
i can't wait til i have kids, and they say something to me like, "mom, i am constipated!"
and then i'll respond: "Yo mama's constipated!"
ahahahahahahhahahahahhaaaaa!!
i'm so immature.
LAUGHING.OUT.LOUD Jes. You are crazy girl!
And there was a moment when I did think of how evil I could be, posting as K-T, but then I decided against it. I do have my moments though!
ahahah "Yo mama is a TPS Report"
Every time I see that word 'TPS Report' I think of the movie Office Space.
"Yeeeaahhh. I am going to have to ask you to come in tomorrow. And Sunday too."
You Mama, is going to knock you in the head..young man..Go Astros!!!!
ya'll are funny...
Keep up the good work »
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