Say Bueno!
Just in case you didn't know, the very best thing you can order at Taco Bueno is the Combination burrito with guacamole and queso. It costs 3.97 when you order it this way instead of 1.99, but IT.IS.WORTH.IT.
Beans, Meat, Cheese, and Guac in a fresh soft tortilla is pure mouth bliss. I am sure that if the Mayan's had Taco Bueno, then they would have made a burrito shaped idol and bowed down and worshipped it. They would have danced around large cauldron's of refried beans chanting, Bur Reet Toe - Bur Reet Toe! In the caves, we would have seen hieroglyphics with people fighting, not over land or corn, but over an oversized burrito with gaucamole and queso! Civilizations would have been destroyed over this tasty bit of heaven and speaking of heaven...
I think if you look at the Apocrypha, it mentions that the Israelites when they were fleeing Egypt, were not actually being guided by a pillar of clouds as Exodus states, but by a huge floating burrito. (Perhaps that is why the Apocrypha was not cannonized?)
Something to ponder while you eat a burrito...
Merry Christmas!
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Says the one that was smuggled in a giant flour tortilla. I, for one, saw one of these giant tortillas structures in the hills of Belize. It was right next to the jaguar paw print I saw in the mud. RIGHT WHERE WE HIKED. Yipes!
A Jaguar paw print? Are you sure it wasn't just a really big kitty? Perhaps you were tired from the hike and you were seeing things?
And you keep making fun of me being smuggled across the Mexican border in a large flour tortilla, but it is the TRUTH!! It took 10 bags of flour and a large can of lard to make that tortilla!
Hrmpf!
smuggled in a giant flour tortilla? Where have I been? When did this alleged event take place? SO confused? lol
As a baby eddie was smuggled across the canadian border in a giant tortilla (with a side of guac and queso tucked in the tort).
Dang you Eddie, though it does not really sound all that appealing I am not craving a burrito.
The guide said it was a jaguar or other large cat. Not your household variety. Are you calling me a LIAR Eddo? Hmph. I see how you are.
Hmph!
Ha Ha K-T, tucked in the the "tort".
This post was classic.
I love the Biblical references and why the Apocrypha was not cannonized.
Huge floating burrito...
You are brilliant my friend.
Ha Ha, thanks Ben.
Eddo-
Can u help me?I would like to put some music on my blog, to go with my most recent post about my sister. I can't seemto figure it out.
Thanks.
"They would have danced around large cauldron's of refried beans chanting, Bur Reet Toe - Bur Reet Toe!"
Bur Reet Toe!
Bur Reet Toe!
Bur Reet Toe!
Hahaha you my friend always seem to crack me up!
Eddo, I heard thru the grapevine you had pics of the baby, where are they?
Taco?... Burrito?... Maybe.
Yummy. Now I'm hungry.
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