My Super Sweet Sixteen – SNL Parody

Okay, now you don’t have to read my lame attempt at a recap – Biggy found the video and so you can watch it here. Thanks Biggy!

Scarlett Johansen: Mom that was so stupid, you have to give me a thousand dollars!

Scarlett’s Mom (aside): Yeah, my daughter and I made a deal, and every time I say something stupid, I have to give her a thousand dollars. Which is totally okay because she is so cool.

Scarlett Johansen: Dad, Why can’t you get Shakira to wrestle an Alligator??!?!?!! UGH! This party is worse than the Holocaust!!

Scarlett’s Dad (aside): I had to take out a third mortgage and work three jobs and sell a kidney to give my daughter this party, and I would do it all over again!

This was possibly the best SNL sketch I have seen in the last 10 years. Scarlett Johansen is wickedly beautiful and she had me rolling with her portrayal of a sixteen year old spoiled brat.

My Super Sweet Sixteen is ridiculous. Perhaps MTV slants the show to make the kids look like little demons, but I think that it isn’t MTV’s editing of the show – I think the kids are really horrible. The funny thing is, every single episode that I have seen, the spoiled birthday boy or gilr always ends up crying or getting sick at their own party. Something always goes wrong and inside I applaud just a little at the poetic justice of it all.

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