Overheard
I am at Barnes and Noble reading in one of the coveted cushy chairs, and this guy picks up his cell phone behind me:
"Hello"
"I am at the College library, why"
"Oh, okay, I love you."
The funny thing was that right after he said he was at the library, a voice came over the speaker that said really loud, "I need Maria to the front, Maria to the front please."
Busted!
17 Comments:
busted.
*LOL* L-O-S-E-R.
lol.....he's in so much trouble!!
ooooppps that sucks to be him
People are SO naughty! And excuse me, but what the crap would one lie about being in Barnes & Noble for anyway? Either way, he was in a place filled with books!
People are SO strange...
Maybe he was getting the one he loved a book and didn't want her to know about it?
I've never understood how people can lie, and never learned the art of it. I guess that is a good thing!
liar, liar, pants on fire. Shame, shame, I cannot believe this woman was married to a man of no integrity. Unless he thinks it is Barnes and Noble library? I wonder if she thinks he is in school and he just goes to Barnes and Noble everyday. Weird!
What a dork.
Ha. He'll learn one day that women ALWAYS know the truth. Don't even bother lying!
Now that guy is stupid.
insert best Jon Lovitz voice:
..and the library installed a...a...a speaker..yeah, a speaker system, yeah, yeah...and they got it from..uh, ahhh, bookstore, yeah yeah...
i don't get it. i'm an idiot. what does maria to the front have to do with him being busted?
perhaps i shall answer my own question. it's late and i'm tired. lame excuse, but maybe, maria the girlfriend was in the store. but is she an employee? sorry
And I'll bet it was the first time he ever told a lie. Or so he said...
THAT IS FUNNY.
It may seem really weird but I always lie about unimportant stuff just because I don't people to know what I'm doing. I just don't. For example, a friend wakes me up 3pm in the afternoon: Hey still in bed? My reply is always : Nope, I woke up long time ago. Just because I don't them to know I just woke up. Go Figure..
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