Observations
The most overused phrase for new churches and Florists/Nurseries - "Come Grow With Us!" Ugh. If I see this un-original phrase one more time I am going to stick my hand in the garbage disposal.
The most overused simile when desribing a new movie or novel - "...emotional rollercoaster" as in ... Steel Magnolias was an emotional rollercoaster or James Frey's new novel is an emotional rollercoaster. I am so tired of seeing "emotional rollercoaster" that I want to pluck out my eyeballs, however, I am afraid that if I do someone would write, "Watching Eddie pluck out his eyeballs was such an emotional rollercoaster..." Frick.
The people who work at Starbucks are almost always ultra-perky - almost to the point of being zany.
If Little Debbie has been eating her own snacks all these years, I doubt that she is little anymore and that is why we don't see her on commercials.
We still see the Pillsbury Doughboy in commercials, I think it would be funny if they made him a little fatter so he would be more realistic - that little fatty.
Blockbuster employees always look like band geeks. (no offense band geeks)
Something about Jodie Foster is sexy, but I am not quite sure what it is.
Gwen Stefani has no pigment, but she is still really hot.
Denzel Washington is Black.
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The Blockbuster employees in our town fit the description.
I have a friend who looks just like Little Debbie.
I think the perkiness from Starbucks is from all the coffee fumes.
:o)
Not sure I caught that Denzel one...
Let me know how sticking your hand in the garbage disposal works, o.k.?
And the Jodie Foster comment made me laugh.
One question, if the band geek and the perky girl get married, what will their offspring be like?
i'm considering titling my next blog entry, "Come Grow With Us! It will be an emotional rollercoaster!"
And then I'm getting my camera and filming your response.
And, yes, Gwen is hawt.
You are a stitch Eddo!
Denzel Washington is black? Frick!
Yep, I rarely look at color but I watched Inside Man over the weekend and I thought to myself, "Hey, he's black." So I thought I would mention it here.
My Blockbuster guys (at the corner of Custer & Spg Crk) look like the three guys from the X-Files, The Lone Gunmen. They are always there and they are extremely geeky. Just not band geeky.
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