Sunday, April 30, 2006

When in France...

Mom don't read this!

These were prompted by a dream and are meant to be funny so please don't take them too seriously. Click on the link above for some actual interesting French Kissing information.


A good kiss, a really good one, comes from desire. When the desire is right, the kiss, no matter how flubbed up, is still something magical.

However, sometimes the magic needs to be made, or conjured up, and that is where these tips may come in handy...

The thing to remember when kissing, or when kissing me at least is that I am not a fan of feeling your teeth smashed hard against my lower lip. Nope. When I am done kissing my lips should not be bruised and bleeding.

Helicopter tongue. Do I need to say more? A good kiss is all about reading your partner, matching them pace for pace, not trying to outdo them - it's not a competition.

Too much speed is a bad thing, but not enough and then whoa! Have you ever experienced that? The not enough kisser? It's like kissing a piece of medium rare prime rib.

The best part about kissing is that with each person it is different, but the basics are the same. You get two people together with chemistry and it just works or it doesn't.

So what do you say, how bout you coming over here and seeing if we have some chemistry?

Oh, and here is a quick clip of Melina Dancing.

And some pictures of me with Gloria Campos and Troy Duncan at the Channel 8 Staff party. If you aren't from Dallas then you might not know that they have been on Channel 8 News for years and so they are quasi-famous like us ManiAACs! hahaha.

19 Comments:

Jayleigh said...

Eddo... my friend... when the chemistry is right, you won't even remember that you made up a list of do's and don'ts about how your kissing partner should kiss.

;-)

8:13 PM  
Eddo said...

Ha Ha. Jayleigh, girls are different than guys - you girls lose all conscioius thought and reason leaves you - guys aren't like that - we are much more restrained and control - especially when it comes to romance and passion... especially.

8:16 PM  
Amstaff Mom said...

AHAHAHA. Please tell me you are joking Eddo. More restrained and in control? AHA HA HA HA!


And, GO MAVS!! Was that an awesome game Sat. night or WHAT?

5:22 AM  
Amstaff Mom said...

Awwww, and look how little Troy is! I like him. I've always like him. I'll have to tell Deals that you have his pic on your site.

5:23 AM  
Deals On Wheels said...

OMW! Troy! THE TROY! I love him! L-O-V-E him!

I was over near WFAA on Saturday, and I just sighed and said, "Troy doesn't come to work on the weekends."

I love his little collection of bow ties. So cute!

:D

7:29 AM  
Deals On Wheels said...

(I am so jealous that you got to meet The Troy...)

7:29 AM  
Eddo said...

Troy was small, but he was so very nice and that is what really matters, how big of a person you are on the inside.

9:33 AM  
Aim Claim said...

I saw Troy out to dinner at the Uptown Bar and Grill a few months back. He was with his son... oh my gosh... I couldn't belive how much he looks like him, minus the tie of course! hehe!

9:42 AM  
jes said...

oh my gosh! helicopter tongue!

when i was in highschool, the one guy that i briefly dated gave me a kiss once, and it was just that: HELICOPTER TONGUE.

i broke up with him soon afterward, if only because i couldn't imagine a blender in my mouth for the rest of my life.

11:36 AM  
Katie said...

uhhh i will choose to comment about Troy and his trust bow tie because on the other topic I have nothing to say

Fun tie Troy

12:03 PM  
steve said...

the prime rib comment made me gag a little...

12:07 PM  
Heather said...

You're killing me, Eddo. Helicopter tongue or prime rib. I'm not sure which is worse.

12:12 PM  
Åsa said...

Eddo: I have a question: why don't you want your mom to read this post? Does she not know you are kissing girls at your age?...

Another "must" on the list if I may add: SOFT lips - nothing hard/tense please!

cute post ;-)

3:50 PM  
Stephanie said...

hahaha Can I just say: I concur!

5:15 PM  
Saur?Kraut said...

Ya gotta love Melina's hat! Hey, where've you been? I haven't "seen" you over at my blog for a while. If you've been as busy as I have, you get a pass. ;o)

Kissing: YES! You need to write A Guy's Guide To Kissing. Helicopter Tongue describes it exactly. Ewww. No finesse.

3:50 PM  
Shenna said...

This feels a little X rated! ;)

5:01 AM  
Nate said...

Troy Duncan is my hero.

4:44 PM  
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