Tuesday, May 09, 2006

Mammogram - This one is for you ladies

A fiftyish woman was at home, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight.
Her husband watched her for a while and then asked, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?"

The woman continued to bounce on the bed and said, "I don't care. I just came from having a mammogram and the doctor says I have the breasts of an 18 year-old."

The husband said, "What did he say about your 55 year-old ass?"

"Your name never came up", she replied.

4 Comments:

Stephanie said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nice.

1:08 PM  
Aunt Jo said...

Now THAT was funny!! They should post that joke on the wall for women to read while they are getting dressed after the mammogram. :o)

6:02 PM  
Leann said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA

that was cute!

6:18 PM  
Three Score and Ten or more said...

Snort and double snort. I will comment no more, it would be humiliating.

8:27 PM  

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