Wednesday, July 05, 2006

Superman Returns... but apparently he has vision problems...


On a scale of 1-10 I give the movie a 7.5. The plot, the special effects, and even the acting are superb. However... Kate Bosworth is so skinny that I found her quite unattractive and I can't imagine why Superman - the SUPERMAN - would still be swooning over this broad. I guess love is indeed blind. For me, I think Superman should be falling for Wonder Woman. I mean who doesn't love a full-bodied Linda Carter? I think the reason Superman doesn't fall for Wonder Woman is that she has that Lasso of Truth. Could you imagine Superman coming home late one night. WHAPOW! "Superman, have you been out with CAT WOMAN?!!!" "No, I was out with Captain America and Wolverine - PROMISE!"

I could see her removing the lasso of truth with a smug grin on her face like, "That's right, cause Wonder Woman is all you need!" Now get over here and show me how super you are!

Yep, I envy Superman...

13 Comments:

Katie said...

Eddie - ahahahaha, you are a nut, but in the best way. You have the ability to make people laugh (such a great quality).

I just bought a wonder woman t-shirt and L.O.V.E. Wonder Woman was the best of all the female super heros.

9:48 AM  
Jayleigh said...

Eddie, seriously, I wish I had a Lasso of Truth. No, not for my darling hubby. But it would be awesome to have at work when people are making up stuff and gossipping. WHAPPOW with the old Lasso. Yeah baby.

12:56 PM  
jes said...

I saw this movie this weekend at the IMAX. In 3D. Or, in part in 3D. I thought it was pretty good!

I especially liked the part where... um...

Okay. Nevermind. I watched it, but I've already forgotten it, as it is with me and most movies.

1:24 PM  
Fred said...

There was a picture of Kate in a rag last week, and she looked sick.

I love anything Superman - I'm off to see the movie this weekend during my next excellent vacation.

2:05 PM  
RC said...

a lot of people could have played lois lane better than bosworth.

--RC of strangeculture.blogspot.com

3:02 PM  
Amstaff Mom said...

Wonder Woman is the best. I had the underroos, the halloween costume, and the itchy sleeping bag to prove it.

3:52 PM  
The Cubicle Reverend said...

I remember watching wonder woman as a kid and not knowing why I liked it so much.

5:44 PM  
Tony Myles said...

The fact that an all-powerful being has such great passion for such a cranky lover is, well... kind of like the Bible, eh?

9:33 PM  
joy said...

I also had Wonder Woman underoos! Those were the days! Now where are those cuffs?? :D

9:37 AM  
steve said...

Saw the movie and it was ok. It made me smile a little BUT it sure made me appreciate Christopher Reeve!

It was no Superman:The Movie with Gene Hackman rockin' the bad guy role! BUt it sure was better than Superman III KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Kate is skinny

Hot but skinny

I will take Rachel McAdams thank you very much

and friday I get to see Keira on the big screen.... BOOLYA!!

11:53 AM  
Faith in Florida said...

Wonder Woman rocks.

2:01 PM  
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