A Hooters Complaint

Dear Hooters-

Yesterday I was in your McKinney restaurant trying to pick up my "to go" order which I had called in 15 minutes before driving down to pick it up. This is the first time I have ever had a complaint against hooters, and yes, I have been to your restaurant on many, many occasions. I have feasted on platters of 50-100 wings more times than you can shake a stick at and every time I have left extremely satisfied. However, much to my disappointment, yesterday I had to wait for my wings for another 30 minutes after I arrived at your McKinney location. Forced to stand in that miserable 12x12 Store while I waited for my wings was annoying, and infuriating- I finally asked for my money back as I had a previous appointment and now I was running late. When I asked the girl for my money back she said, "Well, I think your food is up now, let me go talk to the manager" So Vanessa walked away for about 5 minutes, and comes back without my wings or my money, and then she grabs the receipt and tells me, "One more moment". I see her go and talked to her manager and then go and wait for my wings- so in total I am at your store for about 40 minutes and running late for my appointment.

I was temtped to tell Vanessa, "I don't want the wings, I want my money". But I did not want to upset her, it was not her fault that her manager was not man enough to come out and apologize to me, and I didn't want to make things hard on her. However, I wish I had told her to pass on the wings because they had about two drops of sauce on them and they were the lamest wings I have ever gotten from Hooters. Looks like from now on I will get my wing "fix" from Wingstop.

Disgusted in Dallas

Even Our Dogs are FAT!!

Americans are so overindulgent that even our dogs our fat- for real. Pedigree now has diet dog food! Isn't that hilarious- I mean really, doesn't it seem like that it would be easier to save money and help your dog lose some weight by not feeding him so dang much! It's crazy- the rest of the world is starving- and we have fat pets.

To do my part in keeping America thin I have started doing Cardio 5 times a week- at least 45 minutes, at least 600 calories burned each time- crazy to think that even working out that much I still only burn an extra 3000 calories and in order to burn off a pound you have to burn 3500 calories! Yack! Well, I was skinny once... it ain't all that great- but it sure was nice when people were chasing me- I could sure run a lot faster...


P.S. I know you like to think that your poo don't stink- but roses really do smell like boo boo. I am lovin that new Outkast song called Roses- it's the poo!

I love Ugly people!!!

I decided today that I love ugly people, they are my most favorite people to be around- why? Because when you are slightly above average looking person, like myself, then you feel awesome when you are around ugly people.

I find that ugly people are more interesting, having had to rely on their wit and sense of humor to get them through life, they often times actually get my jokes, and they are smart enough to tell a few of their own.

Ugly people are also usually laid back people. They have nothing to prove, it is obvious they are ugly, they don't try to hide it, they aren't almost good looking so they aren't constantly striving to be better looking, they just deal with what they were given, and they are content.

Ugly people aren't snobby- they have no reason to be. If you are nice to an ugly person they are almost always nice back unless they are so ugly that they have been brow beaten of the years into a sort of bitter ogre, those ugly people you have to watch out for- but even those ugly people seem to mellow over time.

Ugly people come in all shapes and sizes and colors, there is a much larger number of ugly people out there than there are attractive, pretty people.

Ugly people are more dependable, and more loyal, they will not leave you for the next pretty thing that comes along, they know that they can't afford to lose you.

And lastly, Ugly people are often the most beautiful people. Their warmth and beauty radiates from the inside out, and they become the most suprisingly attractive people you will ever meet.