Author: Evan Stark

Reason #48

Cause even when you want to wear your 6 inch stilettos, chances are I will still be taller than you…

Marry Me…

Because I will write you a rap and rap it on our wedding day…

girl, you know I love you

That is why I just said “I do”

Because I can admit that I was just being arrogant on the whole “because I am amazing thing.”

But I am a solid 6 on the Joey scale and so I plan to marry an 8!!

Reason #46

Because I am AMAZING….

Reason #45

I would make a great body pillow.