Reason #39
Because I am honest. I learned early on that it is best just to come out with it. I rarely hide anything- don’t have the money- I will tell you. Spent the bill money on lotto, Accidentally wrecked your car… if you ask me- I will tell you the truth.
Reason #38
Cat’s like me, and so do dogs, and pigs- but pigs scare me just a little bit.
I have great aspirations, I may not ever reach them, but I have them.
Reason #36
I can do great impersonations- not of celebrities but of animals, I do a really good chicken, and a really convincing cow impersonation.
Reason #35
For your birthday, I will write you a poem, or sing you a song, paint you a painting, or cook your favorite meal, or take you dancing, or make you laugh, by writing you a corny poem, and then I will read it to you while you are eating a meal, and then we could go dancing, or whatever you want to do will always be fine with me, as long as it don’t involve midgets. I am so jealous of midgets, they are so hot right now…