Author: Evan Stark

Reason #29

You will always have fun with me, I can tell stories, and even though they are not funny, you will find yourself laugh. I am like laughing gas, you’ll, laugh, but nothings funny.

Reason #28

I am really good at Ultimate Frisbee. Really, Really, Ridiculously good.

Reason #27

I still know all the words to London Bridge is Falling Down, and Red Rover, Red Rover, Let you come over… no really, come over!

Reason #26

By the time I get married, I plan to have about 19 degrees, and a doctorate, and we will wed at the youthful age of 93 and share a couple of happy years in a nursing home together.

Reason #25

I hardly forget anything, which can be a good thing and a bad thing, but I’ll try not to remember the times when you burned dinner, or forgot to pick up the kids, or left out the milk, or used up all the hot water…