Category: I’m Just Sayin

Tweets for 2009-04-11

@beckpage my Dooce Austin blog is up at postednote with a picture of me and heather and jon! http://tinyurl.com/crqyxn #
Heading to the gym… DJ gig at 10 AM. I freaking love being self-employed. I work hard, but I do it when I want to and then I play hard too #
@texasholly um… I am not a favorite!!! JK. I will work harder to be a fav. X0X0 #
A question for dudes only: have you ever coughed so hard it hurt in your prostate region? #
@beckpage thanks, I was glad jon happened by at the right moment so I could get a picture with both of them. #

Any minute now I expect @dooce to appear in a puff of smoke and pregnant wizardry and then hover in full lotus while reading excerpts. #
@blurb your wife IS looking good and working those hills while prego! #
Austin book signing @dooce just finished reading and answering questions. She is even prettier in person and as funny as you would expect. #
Leaving the book signing without getting my book signed. Lines too long, must drive back now. #
Psyche I am in line getting my book signed. It is moving swiftly, I am just bored. #
Sweating like a fat man in a plastic sack. Seriously… It is too warm in this bookstore. #
@blurb thanks for the fat girl er I meab frat girl pose! You and Heather Rock! #
@beckpage I plan to, I need to get my photo off of my camera and I will let you know when the story is posted tonight! #
@chirky I didn’t look at the link but I say a bun in the oven a pea in he pod and a stork carrying a baby! Who is pregnant?? Hahhaa! #
@nubied uh oh, new shades=gangsta fresh! #
@stop yes, chrome balls are quite common in Texas. #
When leaving the nursing home I always feel like I am going to back over a resident that is trying to escape in a wheel chair. #

@texasholly not a DFW mom, but a friend of mine is at themommydocuments.com #
The best thing about living alone is being able to sing Whitney Houston’s “Don’t Make Me Cry” at the top of my lungs without waking anyone #
@robba just making a joyful noise! #
@nubied what is the best thing for you? #
At @dooce book signing in Austin and I count about 300 girls and 6 dudes. Feels like my days at Texas Women’s University all over again. #
7 minutes until Dooce is loose. I expect mad hysteria from all these baby toting moms. Crowd age appears to be mostly 20 somethings. #

I plan to drive down to Austin tomorrow for Dooce’s Book Signing… anyone else from the DFW area going? #
Just worked out and now at Central Market to get some fruit and green juice. 2 hour massage scheduled for 3pm then MK meeting tonight. #
Whoa. You guys just missed me flailing about and shouting “booty sweat” repeatedly all because I saw a can of “Booty Sweat Energy Drink”. #
Had sushi after the massage… The massage was amazing, so amazing that I had trouble seeing afterwards – for real. My vision was all foggy #