Posted Note

Rage filled Azarian as he looked out upon the world from 32nd floor of his apartment. He had wished that he could reach out and grab the sun and pull it to the closer to the Earth. He could almost hear the screams of people shouting as they burst into flame. Like a child he made sound effects as he fantasized about the mass hysteria, the confusion, and the destruction.

Azarian had always been a determined man. From an impoverished youth he had quite literally turned rags into riches by creating a synthetic material that cleaned like nothing else.

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Kermit, Trump, and the EMC Cow

Word on the street is that on Season IV of The Apprentice Kermit and the “Eat More Chicken” Cow are the two finalist going head-to-head vying for a position as the CEO of the one of Trumps multi-million dollar companies. Who do you think would make the better CEO?

Kermit is much older and more settled than the EMC Cow, however, the EMC Cow has youth and a lot of publicity and billboards.

Will Kermit get a corporate sponsor? Will the Chick-Fil-A “Eat More Chicken” Cow catch flack from PETA?

More details to come as this story develops.

You’re Fired!

“LONDON, England (CNN) — Four explosions in London’s transport system have killed at least two people and wounded dozens more in what UK Prime Minister Tony Blair said was an apparent terrorist attack.”

This morning as I was getting dressed and I heard this on the radio. I immediately stopped getting dressed and just listened for a moment. I remember when I was young and the World Trade Center was bombed. I didn’t fully understand what was happening and it wasn’t until 911 that I fully grasped the reality of a terrorist attack.

I am not a political strategist or analyst. I rarely keep up with governmental politics and I pretty much live in my own myopic world filled with air-conditioning, cell phones, reality tv, and take-out and so I don’t really understand what terrorists have to gain from lashing out at strangers. I know it is to bring attention to themselves, I know it is intended to cause shock and awe, but in the end what have they gained? What is the benefit?

All I know is that it is very maddening and sad.

My heart goes out to all the people in London, if you are the praying type, then say some prayers for them and for the world as a whole.

Since I was losing my face I decided to put some lotion on – it was some cheap kind and it burns!

I took a picture of it so you could see my mad skills when it comes to moisturization.

Cool Citrus Basil from B&BW’s

It burns, oh it burns!!! Perhaps I should have used a lotion designed for the face.

Do you remember that scene in Poltergeist where that man is in the bathroom and he is vigorously washing his face. At one point he stops and looks in the mirror and notices that his skin is coming off and soon he starts pulling his face off in sheets.

My face is peeling from a sunburn right now and so it is peeling off in sheets and this morning I was walking around with flaky face and no one told me. I ate breakfast with Maksim and even he didn’t say anthing to me and later I went into the bathroom and I stared at the freakish hideous visage before me and I nearly buckled from shock and dismay.

So if you see me, AVERT YOUR EYES CAUSE I AM HIDEOUS!!!