Reason #40
Because I loved you first.
Reason #40
Because I loved you first.
Reason #39
Because I am honest. I learned early on that it is best just to come out with it. I rarely hide anything- don’t have the money- I will tell you. Spent the bill money on lotto, Accidentally wrecked your car… if you ask me- I will tell you the truth.
Reason #38
Cat’s like me, and so do dogs, and pigs- but pigs scare me just a little bit.
I have great aspirations, I may not ever reach them, but I have them.
Reason #36
I can do great impersonations- not of celebrities but of animals, I do a really good chicken, and a really convincing cow impersonation.