Reason #35
For your birthday, I will write you a poem, or sing you a song, paint you a painting, or cook your favorite meal, or take you dancing, or make you laugh, by writing you a corny poem, and then I will read it to you while you are eating a meal, and then we could go dancing, or whatever you want to do will always be fine with me, as long as it don’t involve midgets. I am so jealous of midgets, they are so hot right now…
Reason #34
Because I already know I am somebody, and I ain’t got to prove it to anybody.
I am an amazing artist… www.blogjacket.com/portfolio.htm
Edited on December 2005 as the old site expired.
Also, this is merely in jest. I am NOT an amazing artist. I dabble at best and if you had seen the old art you would have known I was joking immediately!
When I fall out of a canoe, or spill the mop water, or rip my pants… I don’t get upset, I just laugh about it and move on.
Reason #31
I don’t hide things- I just speak my mind, and if you don’t like it, then we can deal with it, but the good thing about me, you never have to wonder what I am thinking- I’ll either be tellin ya, or it will be posted here.