Reason #10
I can spell Chrysanthemum and Annihilation without using a dictionary.
Reason#9
You will never have to worry about bingeing on the Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream in the Freezer- rest assured that I will have already eaten all of it.
Reason #8
I almost always win at Farkling. (Also referred to as Rock, Paper, Scissors)
Reason #7
I can swing you around by the arms just like your daddy did when you were a kid. Now who doesn’t remember crying out- Swing Me! Swing MEEEE!
Reason #6
I am big enough to provide shade for a small Chinese family.